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  1. Public Bookmark 42

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    "Wait, wait," Scott scrutinized him suspiciously, "is all of this about the killer thing or just that you want to ogle at your roommate's body?"

    "No way, dude. I have my standards. Not the guy with eery green grey eyes, perfectly trimmed stubble and stupid bunny teeth."

    (Or the one in which Derek is deaf and Stiles doesn't stop talking, and Isaac's finally being helpful)

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  2. Public Bookmark 66

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    When Derek wakes up on Christmas Day, one year older, he’s pleasantly surprised by the feeling of anticipation building in him. For years, Christmas morning brought bittersweet memories of celebrating his birthday with his family and the knowledge that it would never really be the same.

    But this year, his birthday isn’t a secret.

    In fact, it ends up being the best birthday in years.

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  3. Public Bookmark 57

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    Stiles and Derek got thrown together every time they were even in the vaguest vicinity of each other.

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    20 Feb 2018

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    “So, I uh, managed to get myself pregnant.”

    “You what?!

    “Got myself pregnant. Y’know, up the duff, knocked up, a bun in the oven, in a family way, eating for two, with child. I could go on Dad, really, stop me before I exhaust the list of pregnancy euphemisms. There’s still caught an 18 year STD, my eggo is preggo, building a person-“

    “Stiles.”

    “Hosting a parasite, harboring a fugitive-“

    (Just a weird mpreg fic with Derek and Stiles totally kinda dating without realizing it, and Stiles figuring out this whole having a baby thing.)

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    "I’m going to miss Lorenzo and his glass eye,” Cora said morosely.

    "I will too, sweetie.” Talia smoothed a hand over her hair. “But I’ve already put an ad out in the paper for someone new.”

    “The paper?!” Derek looked at his mother as if she had two heads. “You’re just going to hire any old stranger that responds to a newspaper ad. Printed medium advertising is dead. It’s been massacred by the digital information age where every woman, man, and child has access to an internet press. If we needed new staff, we could’ve gotten them through a reputable employment agency that only screens candidates with impressive CVs and a minimum two years’ experience!”

    “Oh, Derek, honey,” Talia sighed. “…JAR!”

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    Or the one where Stiles answers a newspaper ad to be the Hale family's new pool boy and has a hell of a summer.

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