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    THE ONLY MAN KIRK HAS EVER BEEN WARY OF IS LEONARD MCCOY.

    A series of drabbles of varying length, depicting mirrorverse mckirk.

    PART ONE; KIRK - i cast no shadow
    PART TWO; MCCOY - without guilt, i devour

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    things in kingsman aren't all that it seems.

    series order;

    i. silver bullets on their tongue (1/1)
    ii. swallowing the gun (1/1)
    iii. biting the bullet (1/2)
    iv. pulling the trigger (?/?)

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    a verse where eggsy is guinevere and is also aromantic asexual and genderfluid, victoria winslow is also arthur and eggsy doesn't want to bang harry hart

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    “I mean, I fell off a cliff for two minutes, and the punk goes and takes a plunge into the Arctic. You would think the chewing out I gave him over the grenade incident knocked some sense into his tiny blond head.”

    Diana raised an eyebrow. “You fell off a cliff?”

    Bucky shrugged. “I got better.”

     

    (Or: Bucky and Diana are so done with their self-sacrificing boyfriends' shit)

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    20 Aug 2017

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    Having a dual identity has never been so frustrating.

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    18 Aug 2017

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    The newsreels hit the US a few weeks later.

    CAPTAIN AMERICA AND HIS HOWLING COMMANDOS CAPTURE ANOTHER NAZI STRONGHOLD NEAR TURIN! AMERICAN BEAUTY MEETS NAZI-KILLING BRAWN AS THE COMMANDOS TAKE DOWN NEARLY A HUNDRED MEN.

    Every few weeks, they send a news crew out to film them when they come back to camp, muddied and bruised, but always victorious. Phillips seems to loathe it even more than the Howling Commandos do, surly as he stomps around their outpost, muttering under his breath that, the front ain’t Gone with the fucking Wind.

    “That’s real nice,” the slimy director tells them later that afternoon, looking over the list of shots they’ve taken today. “But I’d like to see the old uniform. The boys need a little something to look at. You know, get excited over?”

    Margot’s perfectly shaped eyebrows don’t raise a single inch as she says, “Well, I guess we can see if Kitty kept Steve’s old skintight red, white and blue number,” and Bucky laughs and laughs and laughs until he cries.

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    The USO girls are Steve's Howling Commandos. Bucky's died and gone to Heaven.

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    11 Aug 2017

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    "Actually, you know, I get it. Rogers would be an excellent MARRY choice. You know that he'd never leave the toilet seat up, would never drink the last of the milk, and would clean the rain gutters without prompting," Darcy says. She's never really considered Steve as anything other than Captain America who is impossibly unapproachable; weirdly enough, the things she finds intimidating about him as a person oddly work for her in a domestic setting. "Ugh, plus you just KNOW Barton would be the type of fucker that would eat the last oreo and then shove the empty box back into the cupboard."

    "So what's your list then, Darcy?" Jane asks, turning back to look at the mold, which has done exactly fuck all in the last half-hour.

    "Don't rush me! I need to make an informed, calculated choice."

    Darcy looks down at her pad, then back up at Natasha. She purses her lips in thought. "You've fucked Barnes, right? How dexterous is that metal hand?"

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    The ladies of SHIELD play a mass game of MARRY FUCK KILL, Avengers edition.

    Wherein everyone marries Steve, kills Tony, Jane betrays science and Darcy hypothetically turns Thor into a llama.

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    11 Aug 2017

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    It starts the way it always starts with Stiles – a combination of curiosity, a thirst for new knowledge, and practicality. He ends up making a career out of it.

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    14 Jul 2017