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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    Cronus Ampora Sr. has got ninety-nine problems and his unchecked homo-incestuous lust for his sons that is still lingering in his subconscious after his eternal self's rocky karmic journey from an alternate life spent as a bodacious alien fishprince constitutes pretty much all of them.

    (This started out as a frisky-fun romp through the land of incest and pederasty, but then everything got intense. All I can say is you're welcome and I'm sorry that I was clearly brought up so badly.)

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    24 Jul 2014

  2. Public Bookmark 55

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    (or, Karkat and John: Do the Do Despite Incompatible Doohickies)

    “Was it really that bad?”

    “It’s fucking enormous. You could kill somebody with a gene depository shaft that size. How you even manage to keep it inside your lower body protection garments is beyond me. It’s—Quit looking so fucking pleased with yourself, what is wrong with you!”

    Egbert blatantly continues looking pleased as fuck, the infuriating assbarnacle. You’re baffled as to why he seems to be taking your insults as compliments.

    “And it looks like a burrowing furbeast in a high-collared douche sweater,” you snipe.

    “Kind of, yeah!” Egbert agrees cheerfully. “But all dicks look weird. Mine is less weasel-y than Jake’s, at least.”

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    22 Jul 2014

    Bookmarker's Notes

    porn stash

  3. Public Bookmark 22

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    Life after the game is an exercise in grammar: Grow into, grow apart, grow up.

    Dave watches months go by in slips of paper and tries to find definition on his own. John is patient enough to wait, but not enough to stay rooted at his side.

    John/Dave || Post-SBURB

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    6 May 2014

  4. Public Bookmark 39

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    Contains Pail-Free Xenosexual Relationships Between a Male Mutant Troll and Male Human for the Purpose of Exhibitionistic Sexual Gratification, Polyquadranted Individuals Presented in a Neutral or Positive Way, and Puppets Used in Several Perverted Ways, One of Those Puppets Depicting a Rad as Fuck Big-Nosed Allusion to Our Glorious Empress, Which She in Her Wisdom Has Allowed to Keep Existing Because Damn Straig)(t I Got Da Biggest One.

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    25 Feb 2014

    Bookmarker's Notes

    porn stash :)

  5. Public Bookmark 24

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    Shakespeare's Hamlet, as played by Homestuck characters. Starring Eridan as Hamlet, Vriska as King Claudius, Roxy as Ophelia, and Karkat as that one friend of Hamlet's who everyone seems to forget about.

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    28 Jan 2014

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