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CG: DO YOU WANT ME TO COME OVER?
CA: oh my god really
CG: YEAH. I MEAN, IF THAT WOULDN’T BE WEIRD.
CA: fuckin hell i shoulda got gillpox prevvious if that wwas all itd take for you to accept my standin invvitation to come and hangBookmarked by rooked_and_ravened
16 Dec 2012
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This is a bunch of mini fics I wrote for a series of prompts. They're all Davesol. Hoorap
Trigger Warnings:
slight mentions of drowning
mentions of abuse
gun use
alcohol use
mild descriptions of gore
mentions of pregnancy???
descriptions of a panic attack
bullying
near death experienceif you come across anything else just let me know and ill stick it up there and pls follow tumblr user ca2lock for more shenanigans
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3 Dec 2012
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Alternate names – ‘this human emotion called ‘butt-touch,’’ ‘but who tops,’ ‘parkourstuck’
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1. Be Dave Strider, human, tricker extraordinaire and minor GrubTube sensation. Meet some douchebag at a practice session.
2. Be Karkat Vantas, troll, traceur with a few tricks and an ornery fucker with something to hide.
3. Step into the trick, keep your core tight, and flip.
4. Keep flipping.
5. Now kiss.Tips
-Drink plenty of water.
-Don’t slow down as you’re approaching the obstacle! That’s stutter-stepping, and you will fuck up hard.
-Knees up, shoulders back.
-Quit worrying already and touch his hot butt.Bookmarked by rooked_and_ravened
1 Dec 2012
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One of Dave's jokes gets a little too tasteless, and Karkat locks himself in his room. Is this the end of their friendship? Were they even friends to begin with? Why is Dave the only one flipping out about this?
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17 Oct 2012
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In which Dave Strider falls face first down a flight of stairs and smack into the flushed quadrant, Tavros Nitram sports an alarming array of body modifications and cartoon-patterned scrubs, and John Egbert realizes that there's a lot about his best bro that he doesn't understand and is kind of a douchebag about the whole thing.
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12 Oct 2012
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Your name is John Egbert, and this is definitely not what you intended when you signed up to be a foster home for animals in legal cases. Either way, a bit of love and nursing to health, then his charges would be ready for trial, and a rewarding, happy home. You'd seen trolls on television and YouTube, they were popular exotic pets with celebrities. Certain breeds were even useful for guide pets and companion animals for the elderly. Since they were almost-sentient, of course. Almost.
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3 Oct 2012
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She rolls off your prostrate body, tugs your cuffs. She’s sharp as sin, tonight, slicked black from throat to heels in a Shipwright’s working clothes.
“Up and at ‘em, Conscript,” she says. “We’ve got a ways to go with you yet.”
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3 Oct 2012
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MY RHYMES ARE NOT DOPE.
I MEAN, I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHAT THAT ACTUALLY MEANS, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THAT THEY'RE NOT?Bookmarked by rooked_and_ravened
15 Sep 2012
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General Vantas Gets Hitched, or, The Limits Of Bilateral Diplomacy: A Black Powder Romance by JumpingJackFlash
Homestuck
27 Mar 2012
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In which a mutant too famous to cull is dropped like a grenade into the midst of the peace process, a foolish monarch proves himself secretly shrewd, the power of friendship functions as a force multiplier, and it is discovered that in the Great Game of espionage, the dealer does not always win.
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15 Sep 2012
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He was a demon hunter. He was a servant to one of the most deadly Lords of the Underworld on the run from his master. Can I make it any more obvious?
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13 Sep 2012
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It just figures that when Karkat finally finds that special someone he hates more than he hates himself, that person turns out to be the guy who's essentially his clone, but fifty million times more annoying.
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13 Sep 2012
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The first time you pass by the troll in the box you kind of try not to see it.
It's gross as fuck when people do this. You guess maybe it's better than driving them out into the country and dumping them to make it on their own, or those stories you've heard about people dumping unwanted wrigglers in sacks into rivers--those you try not to think about because fuck, that is not okay on any level but it's not like you can do shit about it.
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- Part 1 of UFUT
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12 Aug 2012
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Topsy Turvy Back To Front The Right Way Round by biichama (biichan), inverts, renachan, roachpatrol
Homestuck
4 Oct 2011
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Shit, let's be trolls now.
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- Part 1 of ˃Connect
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22 Mar 2012
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Arson Clinic engages in a nerdy rap battle with Lil Cal while stagehand Karkat smokes in an alley behind the venue and hates life.
Meanwhile, homeless punk John Egbert goes on a quest for a little rubber alien....
AND THEN THEY ALL ROCK.
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7 Mar 2012
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Those fucking humans. You remember. They won. They won everything. They even won you. Won all of you back from your dead-end fucking universe and took you with them into their reality-spraining victory. Cheating nookstains didn’t even fight; they won by ‘shenanigans’, that peculiarly human trick of winning-by-not-playing. And in that inside-out, backwards way of theirs, they never even considered keeping all the spoils for themselves.
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25 Feb 2012
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After two weeks away, John finally texts Sherlock. He doesn't expect Sherlock to respond. He doesn't expect Sherlock to keep texting him. And he really doesn't expect things to spiral out of control so rapidly.
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21 Feb 2012
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Sherlock is a demon. John is a demon hunter.
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- Part 1 of Silver Ecstasy
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21 Dec 2011
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The Soldier and the Prince by makokitten
Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
29 Dec 2011
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A fairytale turned modern and upside-down. John Watson is an army doctor sent on a mandatory vacation by his meddling sister. Sherlock is a bored prince who wishes to observe the human race to advance his own studies. A chance encounter throws them together in the most unexpected of ways, and they soon find themselves avoiding a sinister scientist and Sherlock's power-hungry brother. Oh, yeah, and then there's the whole mermaid thing. That's a bit of a serious issue. Eventual Sherlock/John.
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21 Dec 2011
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“Get up, John,” Sherlock says, in a tone that has John jerking upright in bed, immediately, and grappling for his gun in his bedside drawer, even as he says, “Sherlock, what is it?”
Incomprehensibly, Sherlock simply says, “Voldemort.”
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- Part 1 of Lumos
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13 Oct 2011
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