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Turn, Turn, Turn by Lirillith for inklesspen
Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica
2 May 2013
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Madoka graduates from high school.
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22 May 2013
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"When in Alternia, do as the trolls do." - Troll Biggie Smalls
At no point do you ever want to say "Is that an octopus in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
Except when you do.
(John and Equius's first time.)
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- Part 5 of Nerdstuck!
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21 May 2013
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Your name is Jane Crocker, and you're starting to understand why people say you're the one who needs a moirail.
In which Dirk Strider is a nervous mother hen with golden pipes, Jake English and Roxy Lalonde have met their matches for sexual tension, Karkat Vantas and his romcoms are pervasive, Gamzee Makara may or may not have a little black crush, John Egbert ruins all of the undercover shenanigans, John Egbert's car is tragically lost in the line of duty, the Midnight Crew are devious scoundrels, and Jane Crocker gives everyone heart attacks.
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- Part 2 of Life with Dirk and Jane
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21 May 2013
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Your name is Dirk Strider, and you need a place to live on account of your current jobless homelessness.
In which Jane Crocker is not the same as she was in high school, Detective Karkat Vantas has the patience of a god, the Felt is disposed of off-screen, Lord English is a scrawny thirteen-year-old for most of his life, Gamzee Makara is a troll unhinged, Dave Strider is Not Amused, and Dirk Strider has no idea what he's getting himself into.
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- Part 1 of Life with Dirk and Jane
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20 May 2013
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So, um. Terezi is kissing her. By the way.
"Wowza. Lesbos R Us, at long last. I knew that day would come. Anyone got a camera."
Terezi has a lot more teeth to get nibbly with than Karkat and her tongue is way longer and oh lord does she know how to use it. Jade wonders to herself, vaguely, why she never kissed her boyfriends' girlfriend before. That was a really silly oversight.
Mmm.
"Haha, shut up, Dave, you've been modeling for the Gay Dudes R You catalogue for like three years now."
"Like you can talk, Mister It's Not Gay If He Doesn't Have Balls To Touch."
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20 May 2013
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“You have tits? When did that happen??”
He facepalms; “Last molt,” he grumbles from behind his palms.
“When you disappeared for a while? That’s what that was?”
“Yes Dave, when trolls reach that special molting phase, they grow rumblespheres. Mammals.”
He spits the last word as a curse and you’re pretty sure you’re offended.
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20 May 2013
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In which Joan solves a murder, goes on an unexpected date, outwits Sherlock, and survives his highly questionable attempts at emotional support.
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19 May 2013
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Jane Roland is foremost an Aviator, but she is also a woman. Sometimes, people forget that. Sometimes, even she does.
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18 May 2013
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a very late birthday present for friend, kind of a really basic solkat im sorry
sollux knows how to take care of himself, but he won't for numerous reasons, including that after a while karkat will always come to make sure he's alive and well and stays that way.
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18 May 2013
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Before Before by Reyka_Sivao for Lirillith
Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica
30 Apr 2013
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There was no way she could remember...but still the girl ran through her dreams.
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18 May 2013
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Perscitia's first two days out of the shell. Written for the Temeraire ficfest.
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17 May 2013
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This... thing... between her and Sherlock. It's good, it works. But sometimes she doesn't know what it is.
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16 May 2013
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She hesitates. You don’t blame her. If you were Aradia you wouldn’t trust some kid you’ve just met, who hides his blood with a nondescript grey in both text and sym69l, especially one who immediately snaps at you for wanting to know what it is he’s asking of you.
But you can’t tell her. She might be as rust as they come, she may even be sympathetic, but you just can’t let her see the clothing and old bandages you’ve bloodied after a nasty accident with your sickles. You can’t even trust yourself yet, how could you trust her?
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Aradia and Karkat meet for the first time. She's nicer than expected, and he isn't a complete asshole.
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15 May 2013
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He just knows that Nepeta has been growing like a midblood, fast and hard, and either he's growing slow like a highblood (hah) or he's done already. And this should piss him off, and it vaguely does, even now, but they were having such a nice time reminiscing and then he tripped in the dark and she caught him, sure and effortless, and it was like every romcom ever only he was the heroine.
The ensuing makeouts he blames on the alcohol.
Not to say that when she lifted him off the ground by the waist to pin him to a tree and bring to more comfortable kissing height, his nook didn't flood like someone had dynamited a giant fucking dam.
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15 May 2013
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To be cowardly in this, to refuse to see it through, seemed more unmanly to Laurence than beginning it.
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15 May 2013
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A man did like to be missed, on occasion.
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15 May 2013
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Everything a Young Lady Need Know by Who Shot AR (akerwis) for angelan
Temeraire - Fandom
20 Dec 2010
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Jane meets her father.
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15 May 2013
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Somewhere in the non-existent Nerdstuck Alpha universe, Bro Strider and Eridan Ampora hit it off for reasons unknown.
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14 May 2013
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You don’t remember the last time you cried like this. You bawl until you’re hoarse and shaking and you don’t dare lift your head because you are a fucking mess. Whoever it is—who is it, damnit?—thrums low in their squawkblister and holds you, and you press your ear to their chest and let the sound fill up your head. It’s been so long since anyone hugged you, you can barely believe it’s even happening; you don’t want to move in fear that it will stop.
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13 May 2013
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Roland has no idea if Excidium will accept him as Captain, he doesn't have the answers but he's hoping he can find someone who does.
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11 May 2013