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  1. Summary

    Twelve kids. Four trolls. Twelve guardians, four ancestors, one doloros, four lusii, seventeen lands, one megaplanet, one session, one two three one teams.

    One more chance to win.

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  3. Summary

    Alternia: where warm blood defines a troll's nobility, cold blood their commonalty, and Her Imperial Luminescence Aradia Megido struggles to keep her people together. Whether or not she can do it before Ascension Day is another thing entirely.

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  4. Summary

    Let's admit Alternia gets the celebrities we deserve.
    —Troll Nicole Blackman

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  5. Summary

    In which all sixteen kids live reasonably happily ever after in the Veil.

    Alternately: that one AU where trolls have sex by barfing blood into buckets.

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    Like an ouroboros, a snake devouring its own tail, this, too, means eternity.

    Alternative summary: "He says we are engaged to each other, you moron."

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    19 Oct 2017

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    Instead of fighting at the Valley of the End, Sasuke convinces Naruto to join him.
    Together and on the run, they develop a co-dependent relationship that blurs the lines between love and make-belief.

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    19 Oct 2017

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    For a series of asks on my Tumblr that started with: What if the Uchiha clan weren't know for their skills in battle? Their eyes would make them the best at jutsu creation, so what if they where know as a clan of nerds? They gain a reputation for being geniuses able to make a dozen A-rank jutsus on the spot, but they are more likely to trip and fall flat on their face then actually be able to attack you with the jutsu they just made up. They still pull a 'coup' that consists of them dumping the police on the rest of the ninja and taking over R&D.

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    13 Oct 2017

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    After six days, Sasuke wakes up.
    Naruto doesn't.

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    12 Oct 2017

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    Steve Trevor wakes up cold, stiff and disorientated in the middle of a field. His eyes open; he looks up at the distant stars, turns over, and vomits up burning acid.

    He thinks, distantly, that spy training didn’t quite cover this.

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    12 Oct 2017

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