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  1. Summary

    Twelve kids. Four trolls. Twelve guardians, four ancestors, one doloros, four lusii, seventeen lands, one megaplanet, one session, one two three one teams.

    One more chance to win.

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  3. Summary

    Alternia: where warm blood defines a troll's nobility, cold blood their commonalty, and Her Imperial Luminescence Aradia Megido struggles to keep her people together. Whether or not she can do it before Ascension Day is another thing entirely.

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  4. Summary

    Let's admit Alternia gets the celebrities we deserve.
    —Troll Nicole Blackman

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  5. Summary

    In which all sixteen kids live reasonably happily ever after in the Veil.

    Alternately: that one AU where trolls have sex by barfing blood into buckets.

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  1. Public Bookmark 50

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    Life on the Enterprise seems to involve a higher than average amount of sprinting for your life. Naturally, Kirk turns it into a game.

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    18 Aug 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    Billy and Zack help Trini fix her wall. Everyone realizes, once and for all, that Jason and Billy are not dating, which they immediately try to change. Kim solidifies her role as bearer of snacks by bringing them ice cream, and they all compare psychic powers.

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    18 Aug 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    Han Solo gets talked into explaining the birds and the bees to Luke Skywalker.

    It does not go as he expected.

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    17 Aug 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    One last mission for a dear friend who can't do it himself, a plate of special macarons, and absolutely no dogs on the moon.

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    17 Aug 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    There were six people in the whole universe that mattered, then there was only one.

    Now the count's back to six and Taako's struggling with the math.

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    17 Aug 2017

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