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  1. Summary

    Twelve kids. Four trolls. Twelve guardians, four ancestors, one doloros, four lusii, seventeen lands, one megaplanet, one session, one two three one teams.

    One more chance to win.

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  3. Summary

    Alternia: where warm blood defines a troll's nobility, cold blood their commonalty, and Her Imperial Luminescence Aradia Megido struggles to keep her people together. Whether or not she can do it before Ascension Day is another thing entirely.

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  4. Summary

    Let's admit Alternia gets the celebrities we deserve.
    —Troll Nicole Blackman

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  5. Summary

    In which all sixteen kids live reasonably happily ever after in the Veil.

    Alternately: that one AU where trolls have sex by barfing blood into buckets.

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    Finn wakes up, figures out something new about an old friend, rescues a baby from an exploding ship, falls into a true kind of love, jumpstarts a pretty important revolution, and learns that you don't have to be in motion to be moving forward. Not in that order.

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    23 Feb 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    The Director finally gets that backrub, and worries a lot.

    That's it that's the fic.

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    23 Feb 2017

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    "Not quite like the other me, huh," Steve said, because there was no point pretending.

    "Nah, actually I was thinking I can see it," Sam said. "The way you stand--you project, you know? Like in a way you really always were the big guy, just your body took a while to catch up."

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    21 Feb 2017

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    Dirk Strider goes out into the world with two goals: find something, and lose himself in the process. It works well enough until a handsome boy with bottle green eyes follows the trail of missed connections and ticket stubs right to his heart and decides to help himself to everything Dirk was determined to throw away.

    (Fae Jake/listless semi-sex addict Dirk, and a lot of self-indulgence.)

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    19 Feb 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 46

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    And there it is. Finn stops dead, yanking Rey back with him. If she was anyone else, he’d have toppled her by mistake. Instead, she twists with him and anticipates the way his hands settle on her shoulders. Because that’s what Jedi do. It’s spooky and cool all at the same time. “It’s his what now?”

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    18 Feb 2017

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