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  1. Summary

    Twelve kids. Four trolls. Twelve guardians, four ancestors, one doloros, four lusii, seventeen lands, one megaplanet, one session, one two three one teams.

    One more chance to win.

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  3. Summary

    Alternia: where warm blood defines a troll's nobility, cold blood their commonalty, and Her Imperial Luminescence Aradia Megido struggles to keep her people together. Whether or not she can do it before Ascension Day is another thing entirely.

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    Let's admit Alternia gets the celebrities we deserve.
    —Troll Nicole Blackman

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  5. Summary

    In which all sixteen kids live reasonably happily ever after in the Veil.

    Alternately: that one AU where trolls have sex by barfing blood into buckets.

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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    It's the small things that matter, but the big things that count. (If just one tiny thing changes, does Qui-Gon still die?)

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    23 Jun 2017

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    Anakin gets captured, Obi-Wan rescues him, and the aftermath would be ridiculous if it weren't so troubling.

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    23 Jun 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 36

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    The stars in a little slave’s eyes when she falls in love with a glamorous boy are the same as they would be in any other universe.

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    23 Jun 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 37

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    Some falls from grace take time.

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    22 Jun 2017

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    “You understand, Professor,” Harry began, after a moment, “that I don’t have my N.E.W.T.s. I don’t even have my O.W.L.s. Between everything I never had a chance the first time around, and then afterwards there didn’t seem to be much point. Hermione argued for it, of course, but I was so tired of Britain. So technically, I am completely unqualified for the position.”

    “Quite a way to begin an interview, Mr. Potter,” McGonagall said dryly.

    Or, three years after the war, Harry Potter becomes Hogwarts' newest Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.

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    19 Jun 2017

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