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  1. Summary

    Twelve kids. Four trolls. Twelve guardians, four ancestors, one doloros, four lusii, seventeen lands, one megaplanet, one session, one two three one teams.

    One more chance to win.

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  3. Summary

    Alternia: where warm blood defines a troll's nobility, cold blood their commonalty, and Her Imperial Luminescence Aradia Megido struggles to keep her people together. Whether or not she can do it before Ascension Day is another thing entirely.

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  4. Summary

    Let's admit Alternia gets the celebrities we deserve.
    —Troll Nicole Blackman

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  5. Summary

    In which all sixteen kids live reasonably happily ever after in the Veil.

    Alternately: that one AU where trolls have sex by barfing blood into buckets.

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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    “I’m not playing anymore,” you say, more tightly than before. “This isn’t a game to me anymore.”

    Something in your tone must have taken her off guard, because she stops talking.

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    18 Jun 2016

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    Potter keeps dying; Draco keeps saving him.

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    8 Jun 2016

  3. Public Bookmark 91

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    With the perverse clarity of nostalgia, Harry remembers everything that was. The trouble is, he can’t recall anything that is.

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    8 Jun 2016

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    Draco's life after the war is everything he wanted it to be: it's simple, and quiet, and predictable, and safe. But when a mysterious curse shatters the peace he'd worked so hard to build, there's only one person he can trust to help him. After all, Harry Potter has saved his life before. Now Draco has to believe that Potter will be able to do it one more time. (A remix of If the Sun Goes Black by pasdexcuses)

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    8 Jun 2016

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    Over the six years Draco Malfoy has been an Auror, four of his partners have turned up dead. Harry Potter is assigned as his newest partner to investigate just what is going on.

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    2 Jun 2016

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