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  1. Summary

    Motorcity SciFi AU based on Splickedylit's Raza AU (though obviously some time after those events). Thanks to Splickedy for letting us play with her AU! Her tumblr post linking to her fic is the third down here, Raza It.

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    Twelve kids. Four trolls. Twelve guardians, four ancestors, one doloros, four lusii, seventeen lands, one megaplanet, one session, one two three one teams.

    One more chance to win.

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    Alternia: where warm blood defines a troll's nobility, cold blood their commonalty, and Her Imperial Luminescence Aradia Megido struggles to keep her people together. Whether or not she can do it before Ascension Day is another thing entirely.

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    Let's admit Alternia gets the celebrities we deserve.
    —Troll Nicole Blackman

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    Sakura is thirteen, still a Genin, lost in the middle of Earth Country, lugging an unconscious Chuunin around, and so far beyond scared that she’s moved right on to pissed off.

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    09 Dec 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    The new patch didn't work. Have you tried turning him off and then on again?

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    08 Dec 2017

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    “Oh,” she says, white hands clenched into tight fists. “I’m-- I was your student. Haruno Sakura.”

    Kakashi tilts his head, gray eye analyzing her carefully for tells. He finds nothing. “I’ve never seen you before in my life,” he says flatly.

    (Kakashi wakes up fourteen years old.)

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    08 Dec 2017

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    Obi-Wan and Anakin are sent to find a rumored weapon from the Old Republic on a mission directly from the Jedi Council, taking them away from the front lines at a vital time. During the course of the mission, they find far more than trouble than the anticipated and stumble into a series of events that leads to unintended attachments, misunderstandings, a fierce love affair, bloody victories, and an eventual end to the Clone Wars...

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    04 Dec 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    Qui-Gon had told Obi-Wan next to nothing about the occasional diplomatic trips to the planet, and both Masters Tahl and Giett had died years ago. Those three had been the only beings to successfully negotiate terms with the Meirionuns, who were reclusive and basically seemed to think the Republic beneath them, for all that they allied with them. He appreciated that they wanted to make their allegiance clear, and he appreciated even more that they weren’t aligning with the Confederacy, but the locals seemed to think that he had a much, much better notion of how things worked than he actually did.

    It turned out that he had even less idea than he thought.

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    03 Dec 2017

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