roachpatrol
Fandoms
- Homestuck (51)
- Doctor Who (2005) (4)
- Doctor Who (1963) (4)
- Organ Trail (1)
- Doctor Who (Season 6B) (1)
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The night-time sleeping period is the longer one, from midnight-ish until nearly dawn, but you feel like this time you spend almost the whole night tossing and turning. It helps to have an idea of what you're going to do, but you're still so nervous. He said yes. You never expected him to say yes.
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You keep trying to pretend this is just some kind of awful dayterror. You'll wake up any minute and go bitch to Kankri about how being on this planet is bad for your sensitive temperament. Any minute.
Not this minute. This minute the humans are shoving you into a scraped-bare ablution block that reeks of unfamiliar, cloying-sweet chemicals and letting you just fall on your front like a miserable mistreated tool.
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You don't want anything to do with anyone who wants anything to do with this shitty record label, right? Except you do honestly need a social circle that's bigger than just your moirail and your kismesis, so you might as well practice interacting like a real live troll while you’re out here. You find yourself attempting a smile that feels dumb as hell, and you try to think of something relatively not-obnoxious to say.
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- Part 6 of Imperial Pop Star
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A fantasy: Dave doesn’t leave a block as soon as you enter it.
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“They’re crazy. We’re all crazy. Space makes you crazy. I wish we were told.”
“I’m glad we weren’t,” Eridan says. “It was fun findin’ out.”
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Let's admit Alternia gets the celebrities we deserve.
—Troll Nicole Blackman- Words:
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Twelve kids. Four trolls. Twelve guardians, four ancestors, one doloros, four lusii, seventeen lands, one megaplanet, one session,
onetwothreeone teams.One more chance to win.
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Alternia: where warm blood defines a troll's nobility, cold blood their commonalty, and Her Imperial Luminescence Aradia Megido struggles to keep her people together. Whether or not she can do it before Ascension Day is another thing entirely.
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In which all sixteen kids live reasonably happily ever after in the Veil.
Alternately: that one AU where trolls have sex by barfing blood into buckets.
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a very late birthday present for friend, kind of a really basic solkat im sorry
sollux knows how to take care of himself, but he won't for numerous reasons, including that after a while karkat will always come to make sure he's alive and well and stays that way.
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18 May 2013
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Before Before by Reyka_Sivao for Lirillith
Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica
30 Apr 2013
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There was no way she could remember...but still the girl ran through her dreams.
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18 May 2013
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Perscitia's first two days out of the shell. Written for the Temeraire ficfest.
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17 May 2013
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This... thing... between her and Sherlock. It's good, it works. But sometimes she doesn't know what it is.
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16 May 2013
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She hesitates. You don’t blame her. If you were Aradia you wouldn’t trust some kid you’ve just met, who hides his blood with a nondescript grey in both text and sym69l, especially one who immediately snaps at you for wanting to know what it is he’s asking of you.
But you can’t tell her. She might be as rust as they come, she may even be sympathetic, but you just can’t let her see the clothing and old bandages you’ve bloodied after a nasty accident with your sickles. You can’t even trust yourself yet, how could you trust her?
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Aradia and Karkat meet for the first time. She's nicer than expected, and he isn't a complete asshole.
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15 May 2013