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    Twelve kids. Four trolls. Twelve guardians, four ancestors, one doloros, four lusii, seventeen lands, one megaplanet, one session, one two three one teams.

    One more chance to win.

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    Alternia: where warm blood defines a troll's nobility, cold blood their commonalty, and Her Imperial Luminescence Aradia Megido struggles to keep her people together. Whether or not she can do it before Ascension Day is another thing entirely.

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    Let's admit Alternia gets the celebrities we deserve.
    —Troll Nicole Blackman

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    In which all sixteen kids live reasonably happily ever after in the Veil.

    Alternately: that one AU where trolls have sex by barfing blood into buckets.

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    And so it went, until last night in the caves of Yavin 8 Finn was knocked unconscious, and no one thought anything of it until he woke up with—

    “Amnesia,” Poe clarifies bluntly.

     

    (or the one where Finn gets amnesia and he feels distinctly like he's on the outside of a joke.)

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    28 Jul 2016

  2. Public Bookmark 53

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    “So, do Stormtroopers ever… fraternize with each other?”

    Finn feels the same sense of trepidation whenever he’s about to say something particularly stupid, like his now infamous “what’s a weekend?” The only way to make sure he doesn’t reveal the depth of his ignorance is to turn the question around.

    “Well, how do you guys do things here? I’ll tell you if it’s the same.”

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    28 Jul 2016

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    Commander Vimes died with the Watch and he arose from the the ashes with it in tow.
    —Agnes Markens, “A History of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch.”

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    28 Jul 2016

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    "HYDRA's scientists had been delighted to find their serum-reversal procedure had worked. Their jubilation was dampened by the discovery that Steve's smaller self might no longer be Captain America-sized but was still 100% Steve Rogers, and Steve Rogers was now mad enough to spit nails. A minor oversight in the design of the containment area meant that smaller-Steve had simply wriggled out of the now ridiculously-oversized restraints like an angry ferret escaping a paper bag, and punched the nearest technician in the nuts.

    Chaos ensued."

    HYDRA scientists successfully de-serum Captain America, only to discover that they are utterly unprepared for Steve Rogers. Meanwhile, the Winter Soldier follows his instructions to the letter. This works out just great.

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    28 Jul 2016

  5. Public Bookmark 72

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    This isn't the first time Poe crashes onto a strange planet with no hopes of rescue, but this time he wants it known that this is all Han Solo's fault.
    At least he's not alone: BB-8's there to help. And also that confused, wary man over there, who seems to be hearing voices.

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    26 Jul 2016

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