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  1. Summary

    Twelve kids. Four trolls. Twelve guardians, four ancestors, one doloros, four lusii, seventeen lands, one megaplanet, one session, one two three one teams.

    One more chance to win.

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  3. Summary

    Alternia: where warm blood defines a troll's nobility, cold blood their commonalty, and Her Imperial Luminescence Aradia Megido struggles to keep her people together. Whether or not she can do it before Ascension Day is another thing entirely.

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  4. Summary

    Let's admit Alternia gets the celebrities we deserve.
    —Troll Nicole Blackman

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  5. Summary

    In which all sixteen kids live reasonably happily ever after in the Veil.

    Alternately: that one AU where trolls have sex by barfing blood into buckets.

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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    Little and Granby met again years later, and they’d fallen back together with an easy familiarity except for when it wasn’t. An old, well-loved pair of boots that sometimes pinched the toes, or walking down the stairs in one’s childhood home at night only to fall against a table that had not been there before.

    Maintaining a clandestine relationship with Granby is hard enough for Little without the war, a plague, multiple trips around the world and gossipy dragons in the mix, never mind Granby's ambiguously close friendship with William Laurence. Little does his best not to be jealous or uncertain as the years and continents separate him from his lover, but when Laurence returns from a shipwreck with his memories missing and old prejudices intact, Little finds he has something new to worry about.

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    22 May 2016

  2. Public Bookmark 20

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    In which Dirk has hell of computer issues/plays matchmaker, Calliope is revealed to be a big ol' pervert, and it's implied that the future of entertainment is a heavily edited version of an incredibly shitty fanfiction featuring hot unicorn on wizard action/violence.

    Also there's animes.

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    14 May 2016

  3. Public Bookmark 37

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    After bringing the cure to France, Napoleon points out that the execution of a Chinese prince - even an adopted one - may well spark a war between China and England. Laurence grudgingly agrees to stay in France with the expectation that he and Temeraire will live a long and boring life away from any fighting, but he doesn't expect Napoleon's persistence.

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    13 May 2016

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    After Laurence is imprisoned Sipho and Demane are left adrift. Sipho does some thinking.

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    12 May 2016

  5. Public Bookmark 39

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    *Karkat/Dave* pwp

    Dave and Karkat end up swapping bodies, and this is a great moment of self-discovery for Karkat and his selfcest kink.

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    Where Karkat finally makes his dream come true of getting it on with both Dave and his own body.

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    11 May 2016

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