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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    Han Solo gets talked into explaining the birds and the bees to Luke Skywalker.

    It does not go as he expected.

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    17 Aug 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    One last mission for a dear friend who can't do it himself, a plate of special macarons, and absolutely no dogs on the moon.

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    17 Aug 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    There were six people in the whole universe that mattered, then there was only one.

    Now the count's back to six and Taako's struggling with the math.

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    17 Aug 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 29

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    Taako isn't very good at emotions, but even he has noticed that there's something worrying about Angus. He decides to find out more.

    Step aside, World's Greatest Detective. Taako is going to stick his foot in his mouth, stumble around for a while, and avoid a conversation with the person he actually needs to talk to.

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    16 Aug 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    Skywise knows Cutter's soul name--he has always known it. But he may not always have wanted to.

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    16 Aug 2017

  6. Public Bookmark 8

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    Taako wakes up somewhere far too familiar. This is alarming, for more than one reason.

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    15 Aug 2017

  7. Public Bookmark 69

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    Billy is surprised that not everyone on the team exchanged phone numbers, so he fixes that for them. He doesn't expect them all to immediately start texting each other, but they do. Trini brings Billy a sandwich, Kim brings them all cookies and tea, and Zack and Jason inadvertently rename the team.

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    14 Aug 2017

  8. Public Bookmark *

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    The Umbra Staff haunts, Taako gets haunted, and Angus McDonald, the world's greatest detective, investigates.

    Or: AU where Lup isn't quite so trapped.

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    13 Aug 2017

  9. Public Bookmark 23

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    Jade & Davepeta are taking off on a presumably romantic weekend retreat. Dave and Karkat are left in charge of the plants.

    It's just one weekend. There's no way this goes wrong.

    Or, uh. Gets weird. Right???

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    13 Aug 2017

  10. Public Bookmark 21

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    Nothing looks amiss, except the wizard wearing the small silver monocle.

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    13 Aug 2017

  11. Public Bookmark 15

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    "Shit. He's just a kid."

    Magnus dies in his sleep on the mushroom world.

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    13 Aug 2017

  12. Public Bookmark *

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    Hindsight is 20/20, but when Harry's last steps into the forest set him back further than he'd ever thought, he never realised how grateful he'd be to have Snape there to help too.

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    12 Aug 2017

  13. Public Bookmark 26

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    He didn't have any instructions for if he found a non-sentient skeleton. The coin had mentioned that he might find a skeletal lich, a glowing figure in a red robe, a being made of ethereal light — the coin had waxed rhapsodic, actually, and Barry had thought it a little overdone. He wondered what the woman was like, that his other-self would be so moved as to attempt poetry.

    But there's no woman. Just a skeleton in a dusty red cloak, with its hands wrapped around an umbrella.

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    11 Aug 2017

  14. Public Bookmark 31

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    Kravitz. Stood before you is the high elf wizard Taako Taaco. What do you do?

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    08 Aug 2017

  15. Public Bookmark *

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    In which Anakin pauses for a few more moments in the temple during Order 66, remembers a little of his root culture, and decides that he's not going to slaughter a bunch of children today.

    Originally posted to my tumblr, cleaned up and changed a little to be put up here.

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    08 Aug 2017

  16. Public Bookmark 47

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    What do you do when you're stranded in the middle of nowhere and freezing to death?

    Why, call a sex line obviously!

    Du'h.

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    06 Aug 2017

  17. Public Bookmark 39

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    When Lup scribbles out a quick "back soon", she isn't leaving by herself. And yet, this particular story wasn't meant to have a happy end, was it?

    AU where Lup recovers the Phoenix Fire Gauntlet with Taako by her side, but there is still an exit. They still have to forget. She still ends up alone.

    ("Do I remember that there’s a void in my memory? Like, do I remember that I had sat down to read a book, but now I can’t remember what the book said? Or do I forget the existence of the book entirely?"

    "The existence of the materials and the experience of the thing are not the information contained within. So, I feel like he would have to remember… "

    "Okay yeah, so you remember that you read something to him, right? You remember the action that you took; you do not remember a single word that was on the page. It destroyed the information; it did not destroy the object, the book, from your mind.") (TAZ, episode 65)

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    05 Aug 2017

  18. Public Bookmark 19

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    The first time Taako dies, it’s like having her soul torn in half (and there’s Barry, not trying to stitch her back together again, just cupping the pieces of her in his hands until she’s ready to do something with them).

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    05 Aug 2017

  19. Public Bookmark 28

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    “Go home,” Wirt says, in a ringing two-tone echo of a voice. “Go home, and forget about me.”
    “I can’t,” says Greg. “Who would refill the lantern?”
    “Beatrice. Or the old Woodsman. His daughter. Go home, Greg. Please.”
    “I can’t,” Greg says again. “I’m not leaving without you, Wirt.”

     

    (The one where “He who kills the Beast, becomes the Beast.” A companion to my Beast!Greg piece, exploring the more widely suggested AU of Beast!Wirt. Part of my “Terrible AU’s” series.)

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    04 Aug 2017

  20. Public Bookmark 10

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    The Starblaster's crew has arrived in orbit around a strange planet, after bursting through the planes and evading an entity that seemed hell-bent on destroying their world. This journey was supposed to be a two-month research mission. Some reassessment of goals and priorities is in order.

    This is a transcript of the Starblaster crew's first team meeting.

    A sequel to [DECLASSIFIED] Interview Transcripts, Starblaster Mission

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    Comments:
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    10
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    04 Aug 2017

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