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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    Karkat writes a smutty solkat fanfic for his story Summerteen Romance. Future Karkat comments.

    Sollux looks good in swimming trunks.

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    14 Apr 2015

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    Mal invites Polly to stay for the winter. Polly knows there's more behind it, and more than the chance to get to know Mal closer, too.

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    14 Apr 2015

  3. Public Bookmark 29

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    Sollux, setting up an apiary network on a university campus, meets a troll who isn't from Alternia. Romance, and politics, blossom.

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    13 Apr 2015

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    In 1944 it was about survival. Maybe it still is. Steve chases Bucky (and himself); Bucky chases himself (and, maybe, Steve); and Natasha's along because someone has to be the grownup around here and stop everyone from getting killed by rogue HYDRA experiments.

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    13 Apr 2015

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    Integration into adult human social dynamics requires attention and effort. Especially with this bunch of damaged bozos.

    (A series of interconnected one-shots.)

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    13 Apr 2015

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    Bilbo Baggins, the newly appointed Master of Bag End, has just reached his majority. He lives alone in his fine house, managing his estate, and ignoring the people of Hobbiton as much as they avoid him. When a storm lands him with an unexpected (and unwelcome) little visitor, all Bilbo wants to do is find the baby Dwarf's missing family so he can get back to his own life.

    That's not what happens.

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    12 Apr 2015

  7. Public Bookmark 53

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    Aradia trolls Dave, they get hitched (for Reasons), and then she trolls him some more. Featuring Dave's entirely not-hysterical point of view, Karkat as the troll-maid-tron of his honor, entirely too many jars of dead things, Afterus, and gross inaccuracies regarding Canada:

    You have a minor Aspect. It’s rare, but you can’t do anything with it, so you’ve never thought much about Time. You never thought that when you were busy miring yourself in the bureaucracy of joining the general jury pool and completing your voter registration you’d be signing yourself up for someone to browse the classified catalog and order you as a mail-order brobride.

    As for how Aradia feels about your engagement, you don’t ask. You might as well ask why she always approaches you from behind if your back isn’t to a wall or why she now insists on referring to Bro as Dad or why her KangerSheepMom makes you treat all open spaces like an unending game of the-floor-is-lava. (The-Floor-Is-Lava echoes in your mind like that should be important somehow. Too late, (always too late?) the vague familiarity is gone, a dream fled upon waking.)

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    12 Apr 2015

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    He is useful. He holds onto that. He is useful and a useful tool will not be thrown away. (For illumynare's request: How about something with Bucky realizing the Avengers actually think of him as a person? And off I went to the utterly shameless h/c place.)

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    11 Apr 2015

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    "Do you think they had him severed?" Steve's throat seizes on the word. "Bucky's dæmon. She was big enough that we would have seen her if she was there. If she was still—"

    "There are other ways," Natasha says faintly.

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    10 Apr 2015

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    The omega sitting bound to a chair is a skinny piece of nothing, his boxers already soaked with slick. Bucky’s surprised, for a moment; then the kid looks up, ridiculous fringe flopping over his forehead. He sucks in a breath, stunned.

    The kid is full-on glaring at him, as if daring him to come over.

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    10 Apr 2015

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    When Steve Rogers, five foot four and a hundred and ten pounds, met Tony Stark in a bar, he didn't expect it to lead to a relationship. Or that Tony would find out he's not an art student during a SHIELD rescue mission in Afghanistan.

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    9 Apr 2015

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    Time travel bodyswap! Present-day Steve and Bucky wake up back in their old bodies in 1938, while past Steve and Bucky wake in a future where they're both built like comic book heroes and Bucky's got what he thinks is a swell future robot arm. Adventures are had, and the ethics of time travel are debated. Also, everyone trash talks Willem de Kooning.

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    8 Apr 2015

  13. Public Bookmark 22

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    AC: :33 < *ac wanders over to her furrends hive and carefully places a purresent of a freshly killed cluckbeast on the ground*
    AC: :33 < *she scratches tentatively at his door and asks if dave is home*
    AC: :33 < *she thinks that if he isnt she can find other ways to spend her evening but that it would be much more fun to spend it together*
    TG: *dave types sup on his keyboard*
    AC: :33 < booo thats cheating!!!
    TG: *dave types how is this cheating on his keyboard*
    TG: oh wait
    TG: *akwete purrmusk types how is this cheating on his keyboard*

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    7 Apr 2015

  14. Public Bookmark 51

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    “I’m aware there are plot holes in my tale, but I'm going to sew them up with needle and fucking thread before that fish gets a chance to find them. Tomorrow you’ll enter the slave registry.”

    For a perigee Karkat has lived in your private chambers, sassing you, eating your food, running up your cable bill, using all the hot water. You’ve learned his moods; his fury, his misery. You’ve seen every shade of rage in the spectrum cross his face at least once. This is, however, the widest you’ve ever seen his eyes bulge.

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    7 Apr 2015

  15. Public Bookmark 19

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    Or: Oh, tree! Where is Fleet Captain Breq's ass, anyway? A few small scenes of breathing space between the end of Ancillary Sword and whatever comes next.

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    7 Apr 2015

  16. Public Bookmark 1

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    Tisarwat matches wits with Seivarden. Which would not normally be at all difficult for her, but she's having a rough year.

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    7 Apr 2015

  17. Public Bookmark 5

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    Winter Soldier Radchaai AU, exactly what you'd expect.

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    7 Apr 2015

  18. Public Bookmark 39

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    You were right about him being passive—well, receptive. Reactive. He doesn't start things, though he's always willing to stop what he's doing for a makeout session, and he puts himself in your orbit more than he needs to. You think that's his way of asking if you're in the mood.

    It's hard to admit it even to yourself, but you're grateful he's content to take it this slow.

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    7 Apr 2015

  19. Public Bookmark 25

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    You swallow. Look straight at him—straight through two sets of glasses, as straight as the two of you ever get with each other. “That was flirting.”

    “And you could at leatht flirt back.” Sollux even has the audacity to look cranky about it.

    --

    Months of pitch flirting culminates in... well, something messy, but the beginning of something really excellent. Rated M for a poignant, magnificent ASCII donger and for the climax of this dramatic structure.

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    6 Apr 2015

  20. Public Bookmark 34

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    Her Imperious Condescension welcomes her newest concubine to a life of opulence in the seadweller court. Yet in spite of the luxury and endless debauchery, the young man can't help but sense that he doesn't belong.

    But with a lot of patience and some creative encouragement, she'll make him feel right at home.
     
    Written for Homestuck Rarepair Swap 2015.

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    5 Apr 2015

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