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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    They reap a Fangor every generation.

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    9 Sep 2014

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    <Oh my god,> Tobias breathed. <Dude.>

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    6 Sep 2014

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    I wanted to be pretty. For once. For you.

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    6 Sep 2014

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    6 Sep 2014

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    6 Sep 2014

  6. Public Bookmark *

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    The first thing Harry knew about it was when he woke up lying on a bed in the hospital wing, with his arm firmly stuck to the scrawny, milk-white arm of Draco bloody Malfoy.

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    3 Sep 2014

  7. Public Bookmark 9

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    She's terrible on her throne, sleek and gorgeous and looking utterly bored, her head tilting to the side to take him in. She's weighted with gold, positively dripping with jewelry, and Karkat isn't sure if she hurts to look at because of the glare off the metal, or because she is the thing that he's always longed to serve and here she is, at last, likely about to kill him just as has always been the case.

    Against all odds, Karkat makes it into the Threshecutioner Corps, even after the Empire finds out about his mutation. All that's required of him is a little special proof that he's resilient enough for his new position.

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    1 Sep 2014

  8. Public Bookmark 9

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    She's terrible on her throne, sleek and gorgeous and looking utterly bored, her head tilting to the side to take him in. She's weighted with gold, positively dripping with jewelry, and Karkat isn't sure if she hurts to look at because of the glare off the metal, or because she is the thing that he's always longed to serve and here she is, at last, likely about to kill him just as has always been the case.

    Against all odds, Karkat makes it into the Threshecutioner Corps, even after the Empire finds out about his mutation. All that's required of him is a little special proof that he's resilient enough for his new position.

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    1 Sep 2014

  9. Public Bookmark 75

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    Honestly you don't give two shits what the kid looks like. Your audience will go for it even if you get someone who got beaten half to death with the troll ugly stick.

    The picture loads.

    You're going to make so much alien fetish money you're going to have to hire somebody to build a swimming pool on the roof, just so you can fill it with sleazy intergalactic flesh trade dollars and roll around in it like an asshole.

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    1 Sep 2014

  10. Public Bookmark 15

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    “Pssst! Dave! Guess who’s not wearing any panties?”

    Next to you, John snorts half a glass of water up his nose. Karkat, sitting next to Jade, goes very, very still. Like sudden movements might just trigger a scene straight out of Basic Instinct (man, he just wishes). You pat John helpfully on the back as he hacks up water and drool and snot like a champ. It’s absolutely hilarious until you realize that holy shit your girlfriend is not wearing any panties. Holy shit. Your boner goes whoa whoa wait a darnskippin’ minute, home skillet, let us just think about that for a second.

    You do. Think about it, that is. You think about it very seriously. Give it all your due consideration.

    Holy shit.

     

    Your girlfriend is not wearing any panties.

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    31 Aug 2014

  11. Public Bookmark *

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    "I want to make Naruto my heir," Kakashi said bluntly.

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    30 Aug 2014

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    Two months after Draco Malfoy was reported dead, Harry and Ron found him tangled in Strangler Ivy on the grounds of Hogwarts.

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    28 Aug 2014

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    Carlos's reaction to the first date involves a lot more anguished cries than Cecil's, though to be fair, they're only anguished cries of "Why did I do that, why did I say that, why am I allowed to interact with other people" so they're still better than at least eighty percent of Night Vale's late night wails.

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    26 Aug 2014

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    If Rocket wanted to babysit a stick in a pot, that was his business.

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    18 Aug 2014

  15. Public Bookmark 49

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    Karkat tries to put his hive in order without letting any of its residents be eaten by the local landscape.

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    17 Aug 2014

  16. Public Bookmark 14

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    The paint-splattered studio of the terrifying Professor Makara—once known as the Grand Highblood—is the last place art minor Karkat would expect to be struck by the pale thunderbolt.

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    16 Aug 2014

  17. Public Bookmark 70

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    Everybody always said: those boys, you know, that Steve Rogers and that Bucky character, when they grow up they're going to have symbiotic daemons.

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    14 Aug 2014

  18. Public Bookmark 70

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    Everybody always said: those boys, you know, that Steve Rogers and that Bucky character, when they grow up they're going to have symbiotic daemons.

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    14 Aug 2014

  19. Public Bookmark *

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    Several years before Sam was born, a Supreme Court ruling decided that those who carried and visibly expressed a hereditary winged trait could not be mutilated, amputated, or otherwise altered without their consent, nor could they be discriminated against for housing, employment, etc. based on their possession of wings.

    The world that Sam grows up in is one that remembers when it had been different. [Wing!fic AU.]

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    14 Aug 2014

  20. Public Bookmark 16

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    Won : lost : : lost : found.
    A series of vignettes about finding.

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    12 Aug 2014

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