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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    Bertie and Jeeves in the trenches, 1918.

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    8 Apr 2014

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    Your name is Jade Harley and you are a fucking awesome spaceship.

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    5 Apr 2014

  3. Public Bookmark 39

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    Even though your gills are not fucking made to have things shoved in them, it felt really, really good when he did. Shove things in them, that is.

    Until he pushes too far, and wow, it is not a good feeling.

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    31 Mar 2014

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    The moral of this story is that no one beats Dave Strider at slam poetry, and now Karkat has to control his rage long enough to hold up his end of this deal.
    He has to dance.

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    29 Mar 2014

  5. Public Bookmark 70

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    In which Jade Harley approaches Dirk Strider with a proposal for a secret mecha construction project, because giant robots are awesome, good science and engineering partners are hard to find, and they need to do SOMETHING with their lives after the game.

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    29 Mar 2014

  6. Public Bookmark 10

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    JADE: hmmm
    JADE: i cant shake the feeling that we have spoken before
    JADE: maybe in an old dream i cant remember?

    ("In between when dream!Jade died and when she got pulled into being Jadesprite, it's implied she spent time in the dreambubbles. I'd like to see what it'd be like if she spent that time with Calliope and her older dogtier self, as of Calliope and older!Jade's most recent appearance in canon.")

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    29 Mar 2014

  7. Public Bookmark 61

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    Your systems have almost been recalibrated to properly interpret the analog data. The pain and arousal get sharper and more overwhelming with every passing second. Oh, god, you know what the problem is.

    You have approximately the most ridiculous case of gold globes in the universe.

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    24 Mar 2014

  8. Public Bookmark 27

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    Weeks after the events of In Name, a crisis leads to a change of focus for the Human Rights Initiative and disconcerting discoveries are made as to the nature of humanity on Beforus. In the past, Dirk helps coordinate his own human-napping.

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    16 Mar 2014

  9. Public Bookmark 32

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    Sometimes happy things are really bittersweet.

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    16 Mar 2014

  10. Public Bookmark 36

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    Rose walks in on Dave.

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    14 Mar 2014

  11. Public Bookmark 3

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    He hates the physical therapy exercises he's been left with after the accident that killed his brother, that could have killed him.

    But Jade offers an incentive.

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    14 Mar 2014

  12. Public Bookmark 34

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    You approached Equius when you were due for your first mandatory pailing checkup, because you weren’t sure if having two bulges was grounds for culling and you figured EQ was your best chance at fudging the info. You definitely weren’t expecting to wind up in a once-an-Equinox pailing arrangement where he ensured you only had one participating bulge. Guy’s a sucker for accuracy. Not that you mind.

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    11 Mar 2014

  13. Public Bookmark 12

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    She can never say no.

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    11 Mar 2014

  14. Public Bookmark 72

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    For three hundred years, no one took much notice of Jack. But now he's not the only one who is wondering WHY. As the Guardians come together around their winter child, they discover so much more to the story… and the answer may very well hold the entire world in the balance. Full plot, not one-shots. H/C, Fluff, Adventure, Family (no pairings).

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    11 Mar 2014

  15. Public Bookmark 7

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    Dave manages to wrest control in the hazy moment before your consciousness extends over him, and the two of you fumble and fall mid-stride as you each pick a different leg. Winded and floored, you wait a moment just to be safe before extending the digits of your right hand and pushing up off the carpet again.
    Nice.

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    6 Mar 2014

  16. Public Bookmark 42

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    One day, for no particular reason, Dave Strider finds himself unstuck in time and ends up messing with a dangerous criminal. From their vantage point in normal chronology, the readers boggle vacantly at his non-linear shenanigans, with only the assistance of "Items"--useful illustrations--to give them any idea what his personal order of events is. Highly experimental, may be confusing. Requires some degree of brainwork.

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    6 Mar 2014

  17. Public Bookmark 67

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    He’s so light when you get your arms under him and lift him up. There’s no weight to him, just gangly little limbs and his chest rising and falling like a frightened small animal—tiny, shallow, pointless little gasps. You should. You should leave him, or cull him even, he’s not just sick he’s a runt and an idiot and way, way too nice even after you scream at him every time you talk to him…

    “We’re going home,” you say again, and he makes a noise you trained yourself not to make five sweeps ago—a wrigglerish little whine, tired and grateful.

    “…’kay bro,” he mumbles into your chest, and curls up as tight as he can against you, huddling up into your arms.

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    21 Feb 2014

  18. Public Bookmark 11

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    Rose typically took care to make sure the bathroom was available on days she itched for a bubble bath, but today she had simply had an urge. An urge that had led her to open the door to the bathroom, errant bottles of soap and lotion balancing precariously about in her crooked arm, to find one John Egbert.

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    20 Feb 2014

  19. Public Bookmark 45

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    Trolls have a thing for sugar; John has massive melty friendship feelings for the troll he's living with. Everybody else go home.

    Naturally, the entire delicate peacetime arrangement goes to shit (and it's not John's fault at all, but he's the only one who can do something about it anyway).

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    16 Feb 2014

  20. Public Bookmark 13

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    Steve would never admit that wolf-envy was part of the reason he went to sign up during the festivities.

    But it still was.

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    14 Feb 2014

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