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  1. Summary

    Twelve kids. Four trolls. Twelve guardians, four ancestors, one doloros, four lusii, seventeen lands, one megaplanet, one session, one two three one teams.

    One more chance to win.

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  3. Summary

    Alternia: where warm blood defines a troll's nobility, cold blood their commonalty, and Her Imperial Luminescence Aradia Megido struggles to keep her people together. Whether or not she can do it before Ascension Day is another thing entirely.

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  4. Summary

    Let's admit Alternia gets the celebrities we deserve.
    —Troll Nicole Blackman

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  5. Summary

    In which all sixteen kids live reasonably happily ever after in the Veil.

    Alternately: that one AU where trolls have sex by barfing blood into buckets.

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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    NSFW STRIDERCEST WEEK 2017 DAY 5: Tricksters

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    26 Jun 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    Chuck doesn't remember falling, but he remembers the technicians, the guys he spent years training with in R&D, pulling him up from his exhausted, trembling heap on the floor and whispering play along.  He'd let them lift him, hung there limp and listened to them flat-out lie to the ultra-elites who were guarding the room.  He's drained, can't you tell?  Look at him, he's burned out enough he might as well be dead.
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    The techs take care of Chuck.

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    26 Jun 2017

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    The end of the Clone War is near - the fall of the Republic even nearer. Anakin Skywalker, caught up in the events that lead to the rise of the Empire and the loss of everything he holds dear, finds himself sent nearly two decades into the future.

    Ahsoka Tano, still coming to painful terms with the true fate of her former master, is - not exactly happy to see him. But the Force works in mysterious ways - and the future is not nearly as set in stone as they've been lead to believe. Multi-chapter AU, Rise of the Empire/Rebels-era.

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    26 Jun 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    It's the small things that matter, but the big things that count. (If just one tiny thing changes, does Qui-Gon still die?)

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    23 Jun 2017

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    Anakin gets captured, Obi-Wan rescues him, and the aftermath would be ridiculous if it weren't so troubling.

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    23 Jun 2017