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  1. Summary

    Twelve kids. Four trolls. Twelve guardians, four ancestors, one doloros, four lusii, seventeen lands, one megaplanet, one session, one two three one teams.

    One more chance to win.

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  3. Summary

    Alternia: where warm blood defines a troll's nobility, cold blood their commonalty, and Her Imperial Luminescence Aradia Megido struggles to keep her people together. Whether or not she can do it before Ascension Day is another thing entirely.

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  4. Summary

    Let's admit Alternia gets the celebrities we deserve.
    —Troll Nicole Blackman

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  5. Summary

    In which all sixteen kids live reasonably happily ever after in the Veil.

    Alternately: that one AU where trolls have sex by barfing blood into buckets.

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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    When Padmé goes into labor at the moment of Mace Windu's death, everything changes. Now Anakin must get himself under control, rescue his newborn children, and get to safety - while outrunning a furious Darth Sidious and the newborn Empire.

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    25 May 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 24

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    From the point of view of the U.S. Military, Tom Berenson is an ideal candidate to act as temporary field commander and liaison for the Animorphs as they investigate a downed alien ship: he’s a law-abiding citizen, a legal adult, a morph-capable human who has a solid track record of catching murderers, and just about the only person for whom Jake Berenson has expressed open respect. From the point of view of Tom Berenson, putting him in charge of these teenagers while also dealing with a brand-new species of deadly alien is the stupidest decision the U.S. Military has ever made.

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    18 May 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    Csevet’s first thought is, I was right.

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    17 May 2017

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    Canon-compliant up to most of DH, more than 10 years later in a hyper-magical, post-apocalyptic Britain, a spectator sneaks into the empty Once-Ministry to watch Harry Potter and Voldemort's final duel.

    Unfortunately, just as victory finally arrives, an unlikely escape triggers an unexpected beginning.

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    14 May 2017

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    Ben Kenobi dies aboard the Death Star in the year 0 BBY. He wakes up shortly thereafter in the Jedi temple in the year 41 BBY. Haunted by memories and regret, Ben must forge a new path for himself in the Jedi Order of his youth while navigating the murky waters of time travel. Crafting a better future from bitter experience is hard, but learning to heal is even harder. Major AU.

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    11 May 2017