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  1. Summary

    Twelve kids. Four trolls. Twelve guardians, four ancestors, one doloros, four lusii, seventeen lands, one megaplanet, one session, one two three one teams.

    One more chance to win.

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  3. Summary

    Alternia: where warm blood defines a troll's nobility, cold blood their commonalty, and Her Imperial Luminescence Aradia Megido struggles to keep her people together. Whether or not she can do it before Ascension Day is another thing entirely.

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  4. Summary

    Let's admit Alternia gets the celebrities we deserve.
    —Troll Nicole Blackman

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  5. Summary

    In which all sixteen kids live reasonably happily ever after in the Veil.

    Alternately: that one AU where trolls have sex by barfing blood into buckets.

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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    Taako isn't very good at emotions, but even he has noticed that there's something worrying about Angus. He decides to find out more.

    Step aside, World's Greatest Detective. Taako is going to stick his foot in his mouth, stumble around for a while, and avoid a conversation with the person he actually needs to talk to.

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    16 Aug 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    Skywise knows Cutter's soul name--he has always known it. But he may not always have wanted to.

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    16 Aug 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    Taako wakes up somewhere far too familiar. This is alarming, for more than one reason.

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    15 Aug 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 63

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    Billy is surprised that not everyone on the team exchanged phone numbers, so he fixes that for them. He doesn't expect them all to immediately start texting each other, but they do. Trini brings Billy a sandwich, Kim brings them all cookies and tea, and Zack and Jason inadvertently rename the team.

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    14 Aug 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 73

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    The Umbra Staff haunts, Taako gets haunted, and Angus McDonald, the world's greatest detective, investigates.

    Or: AU where Lup isn't quite so trapped.

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    13 Aug 2017