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    small things that i write about toki and pickles

    stories may or may not be related to one another

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    18 Dec 2014

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    Things are better, now, than they used to be. Tentative and weird, but better. Michael lives in the most expensive penthouse Los Santos has to offer, and he knows how everyone likes their coffee, and it’s disgustingly domestic, almost, except how they’re all fucking each other and committing high-stakes crimes on the regular.

    (“Alright, boys,” Geoff says. His coffee sits untouched on the table, the way it does whenever he’s particularly excited about something, the way it will stay until he’s laid out the plan completely. “This one’s gonna be good.”

    “We’re going to steal the Declaration of Independence,” Ray whispers.)

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    08 Dec 2014

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    Combat training hasn't killed Neal yet, but Quantico is a little tougher on him than Peter was. (Sequel to "Clint Eastwood's Best Move".)

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    03 Dec 2014

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    All magic tricks can be sorted into nine essential forms: Appearance, Disappearance, Escape, Transformation, Restoration, Teleportation, Levitation, Penetration, and Prediction.

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    03 Dec 2014

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    01 Dec 2014