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  1. Rec 8

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    CLASSIFIED: Not to be read by trolls below blood colour 6a006a or under the age of 100 sweeps, by order of Her Imperious Condescension.

    Case notes regarding an occasion of pale romance between a yellow-blooded helmstroll and blue-blooded terronician. Incident resulted in unforeseen retirement of helmstroll, at a great loss to the Empire and personal inconvenience to the Empress. This incident is to be used in training among the Admiralty in regards as to danger signs, warning signals and other miscellaneous romantic indications amongst helmstrolls and support staff.

    FILE ANNOTATED BY HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION: IF THIS EBBER HARPOONS AGAIN, I'M CULLING ANOTHER CASTE AND IT MIGHT KNOT BE THE ONE YOU DECORATED SCUMSUCKERS FIN-K.

    BE WARNED, MOTHERGLUBBERS. I AIN'T AMUSED. WATCH OUT FOR THIS KINDA FUCKING SHIP, PIKE DAMN, BUOYS AND GILLS.

    PALE IS A DANGEROUS TYPE OF ROMANCE, HOW MANY TIDES I GOTTA SPRAY IT.

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    14 Apr 2017

  2. Rec 8

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    By all rights, an idyllic little town like this shouldn't give anyone reason to be depressed. But Shane's always been a bit of an overachiever in that regard.

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    28 Mar 2017

  3. Rec 8

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    By all rights, an idyllic little town like this shouldn't give anyone reason to be depressed. But Shane's always been a bit of an overachiever in that regard.

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    28 Mar 2017

  4. Rec 78

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    Shane's life is just fine as it is. Well, maybe it's not. He just can't see how it could possibly be any different?

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    28 Mar 2017

  5. Rec 15

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    His chair is next to his bed, not where it should be, and there’s someone sitting in it, when there shouldn’t be. He should care more, but his head still hurts, he can’t see clearly, and he feels nauseous.

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    26 Mar 2017

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