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    Sometimes he worries that he will never get the sounds of battle out of his ears.

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    "Bilbo interrupts an argument between Bombur and Dwalin to explain the hobbit approach to ancestral weaponry, and the insanity of more or less the entire Took line.

    Or: why frying pans are a hobbit's weapon of choice."

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  3. Tags
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    "From rob-anybody's excellent tag spiral:

     

    WHERE IS THE HOBBIT RESTAURANT AU #WHERE THRANDUIL IS THE PIE KING #AND THORIN RUNS A SUCCESSFUL 5-STAR RESTAURANT #AND HE USED TO SELL THRANDUIL'S PIES THROUGH HIS PLACE #UNTIL THERE WAS A HORRIBLE FALLING OUT OVER SOMETHING STUPID #AND NOW THEY'RE MORTAL ENEMIES #MEANWHILE DWALIN MAKES SPECIAL MEALS FOR THRANDUIL AGAINST THORIN'S WISHES #BECAUSE HE JUST WANTS THEM TO GET BACK TOGETHER AGAIN #(either personally or professionally; he doesn't care which) #SO THAT THEY'LL STOP HAVING SCREAMING MATCHES IN THE MIDDLE OF LUNCH HOUR #BILBO AS THE REGULAR CUSTOMER WHO IS CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ARGUMENT AND DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO ESCAPE #SMAUG AS THE TERRIBLE SNOTTY FOOD CRITIC THAT NO ONE LIKES #THE REST OF THE DWARVES EITHER WORK THE KITCHEN OR THE FINANCES #SO THORIN HAS PLENTY OF TIME TO IVSIT THRANDUIL AND YELL AT HIM OVER PIE FILLING CHOICES AND GENERAL BUSINESS ACUMEN #CHI MCBRIDE AS THRANDUIL'S SECOND-IN-COMMAND WHO JUST WANTS SOME GODDAMN PEACE AND QUIET #AND TO BE DONE WITH THIS ELF AND HOBBIT BULLSHIT

     

    The prompt went a little sideways from there."

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    "Bilbo finds a new audience for his favorite tale."

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    From a prompt on the kink-meme: "Thorin's company escapes the goblin tunnels, they are chased by the wargs and they take refuge in the trees. But when Azog shows up it turns out he has no intention of killing them. He has been fantasizing about Thorin ever since the dwarf cut off his arm, and now he has every intention of proposing to the love-of-his-life in a proper orc-fashion...

    So, instead of attacking Azog starts courting Thorin (much to everyone's horror), reciting orc poetry, singing morbid love songs accompanied by the howling wargs and professing his undying love for his beloved foe, combining threats and promises. Thorin is thoroughly disgusted, the older dwarves are outraged and the young ones are barely suppressing laughter, while Gandalf is disturbingly pragmatic about the whole situation. Bilbo is just scared."

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    EPIC THREESOMES OF LOVE AND ROMANCE THE EEEEEEEEEND

    (Or, that time we decided that Tolkien's version of The Hobbit wasn't good enough, so we made it into a Mafia AU instead.)

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    FILI AND KILI AND TAURIEL AU
    JUST MAKE IT HAPPEN
    THAT'S THE BEST WAY TO HAVE FEELINGS

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    "Kili falls in love and everything after is the crumbling of trepidation in its wake."

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    In which Bilbo tires of roast rabbit, attempts to introduce variety to the Company's diet, fails to make delicious waffles, and gains a sweetheart.

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    "Bilbo knows that cities are not built on companionship and the occasional plate of scones."

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    "Unfortunately, his room has no window. He's considering hiding Kíli in his old toy chestbox when the door to his room swings open. He squeezes himself into the far corner of the room. In his arms, Kíli is shaking like a leaf, strong tiny fingers digging hard into Fíli's skin. All Fíli can see at first is a large, hulking figure, almost too tall to be a Dwarf.

    In which Fili takes his role as a big brother very seriously."

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    "For as long as Frodo could remember, his beloved Uncle Bilbo was known around the Shire for his shocking habit of disappearing for long periods of time. Bilbo never told anybody where he was going or when he expected to be back, and didn't seem to care what other people thought of such disrespectable inconstancy."

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    "To Kili, Fili is like gold."

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    "Thorin has never thought of elves as anything but heartless, but Thranduil is a father above everything else."

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    10
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    "Kili can't help but admire Tauriel's skill with a bow, Tauriel misinterprets, and Fili? Fili would gladly feed her to the spiders to get her away from his one."

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    2
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    "Let me see," he said, more gently, as he pried Kili's hand away from his head. He had expected blood, or at least a painful lump. What he found instead sent an anger hotter than any forge boiling in his belly.

    (Kili is bullied, Fili rearranges some teeth, and Thorin's attempts at comfort are infused with the harsh lessons he must teach his nephews.)

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    "Fili and Kili have their first adventure in the world of Men. (Written for this prompt on the Hobbit kinkmeme, which requested genderswapped Dwarves.)"

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    After the din of battle, the halls of waiting are so very quiet."

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    25
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    "Bilbo and Thorin share a bath."

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    25
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    4
  20. Tags
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    "Kili's getting picked on for being 'ugly'."

    Language:
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    25
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    1
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    30
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    1
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