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    Bruce tries to test out his hypothesis: I love Darcy Lewis.

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    Darcy groans and plants her forehead on the table. “I am going to kill my professor. First, I’m going to lure her into a dark, dank alley and then shank her with a knife made from sporks. Then I’m going to drag her to the Hudson, dump her body in the middle of the night and cackle over the remains of her body while the piranhas eat her eyeballs.”

    “Well,” Bruce says, considering Darcy’s plan. “I don’t think piranhas live in the Hudson. Too cold, I think. And if you were going to drag her to the Hudson, you’d need a proper black body bag to stash her in and an inconspicuous looking van to carry you to the river. Oh and cement blocks to tie to her body so it won’t float.”

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    "Five Times Steve and Eliot Crossed Paths"

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    "Now, I have to admit, this wasn't the first time we'd been assigned temporary members, usually while your uncle Barney was imprisoned on other planets, on trial on other planets, being pelted with rotten fruit at the town square on other planets, or attending another sensitivity seminar. We'd had marines and we'd had scientists, and once we had a supposed refugee from RDS-462 who turned out to be a mad priest and tried to sacrifice your aunt Lily to the Ancients. All of them, including the fake refugee guy, tended to find our team a little... weird."

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    "In which Tony hands out epiphanies and Buffy is going to murder Captain America."

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    "A character study of Havelock Vetinari from a young child up as far as Unseen Academicals. Mentions of most of the major Ankh-Morpork players, especially Vimes. Takes off from Havelock's musings on the nature of evil in Unseen Academicals."

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    "Brendon came from a tiny farm in the Ramtop mountains half a cow and two acorns short of being a hovel, and had assumed the city of Ankh-Morpork would be similar in size and variety to the kingdom of Lancre. It might even be smaller, he had supposed, because Lancre -- that huddled collection of villages, mountains and goats -- was a kingdom, whereas Ankh-Morpork was merely a city.

    This was much like using height to deduce that a baby made less mess than a hat stand, and tended to have the same effect on one's shoes."

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    "Spencer's only taking life drawing because her adviser is a sadist and decided she needed some "humanity" to round out her "portfolio of talent"- which is the biggest load of horsecrap, because nobody else in her program has been forced in here. Her professor has stood over her shoulder and clucked sadly at Spencer for the past three weeks, saying completely ridiculous things like "feel the sweep of the line" and "allow yourself to be free, Spencer." She can't help it- she's got the solid, inexpressive hand of a draftsman, not an artist. She hates this- she hates not being able to be good at this. She's thought about dropping the class more times than she can count.

    But Spencer looks at the soft, curved lines that make up her body and Spencer wants to try harder."

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    Ask me to help you take over the world, Pepper Potts. Ask me to be your knight, and you my queen. Ask me that, ask me anything, and I will."

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    Mirrors, and blood, and gods forged of metal and magic, clawing forth from darkness.

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    Tony Stark, and the making of things.

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    At fifteen, Tony had called her very first press conference, and walked into it wearing a sharply pressed suit, a man's suit, with her hair perfectly done up and her lips painted blood red. Her opening line was, “So I'm sorry, for all of you who thought shaming me for not having testicles for fifteen years would make me grow a pair, but I have news for you: I'm a woman, and I'm still a hundred times more capable than any man I've ever met.” Her second line was, “Also, stop calling me Natasha, for god's sake, my name is Tony.”

    As press conferences go, that one sort of went down in history.

    (Or: After Afghanistan, the press decides to call the suit 'Iron Man.' Tony's not getting over that one any time soon.)

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    "Bilbo finds a new audience for his favorite tale."

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    "Johnny flirts with Mike mercilessly, constantly, but Mike doesn't take him seriously. This is just how Johnny is, affectionate and suffocating and over-the-top. It doesn't mean anything."

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    "In which Tony Stark is training John Sheppard for another mouthy scientist, far in his future."

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    "The first time Tony Stark introduces Thor to the mutant named Storm, he watches her brew a gale with her hands and throw a bolt of lightning that splits the sky in a flash of light so brilliantly white it turns blue at the edges."

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    "A brief Princess Bride AU, featuring pirates, sword fighting, a distressing lack of kissing and a brief hint at the hunt for the six clawed man..."

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    "The one where they're folk musicians"

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    "You are both idiots," Zack calls back over his shoulder. "Livejournal is going to explode."

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    "There's a new student at the mansion who likes Erik."

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    "Loki's worked out why Odin brought him here. (An AU set in the growing-up-in-Asgard era.)"

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