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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    When Captain Flowers calls Tucker into his office, Tucker's expecting the worst. What he finds is a different story altogether.

    Capn. Flowers/Tucker daddykink!PWP, please enjoy!

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    18 Apr 2014

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    After Sherlock's reprieve, John and Mary realize they need to be more open.

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    8 Apr 2014

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    In which John learns to balance a kinky girlfriend, an asexual boyfriend, a ten-inch cock, his sister, the neighbours, his friends, and his blog. Some are more balanced than others.

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    8 Apr 2014

  4. Public Bookmark 98

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    Trolls have some weird priorities. They can’t bring themselves to invent conditioner, but they have automatic manicure kits and gossip about which blood caste produces the best in claw hygiene. Dave has never really given much thought to the state of his nails. His time is better spent memorizing lame movie quotes and actively *not* flirting with the grumpy troll version of the Second Coming.

    On an unrelated note, being a teenage boy is hard. Literally. (Insert dick joke here.) It’s hard and having a hot sister doesn’t help in the slightest. Not that Dave finds his sister attractive in any way.

    Nope, not going there.

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    6 Apr 2014

  5. Public Bookmark 57

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    So, um. Terezi is kissing her. By the way.

    "Wowza. Lesbos R Us, at long last. I knew that day would come. Anyone got a camera."

    Terezi has a lot more teeth to get nibbly with than Karkat and her tongue is way longer and oh lord does she know how to use it. Jade wonders to herself, vaguely, why she never kissed her boyfriends' girlfriend before. That was a really silly oversight.

    Mmm.

    "Haha, shut up, Dave, you've been modeling for the Gay Dudes R You catalogue for like three years now."

    "Like you can talk, Mister It's Not Gay If He Doesn't Have Balls To Touch."

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    oneshot, plus a couple of ficlet sequels.

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    18 Mar 2014

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