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    Q rolled his eyes. “Oh, there are just bloody wheels within wheels to it, aren’t there, this kidnapping business? Really, you should give it up. You’re not cut out for it. Think about it, your first time out, and you pinch a national intelligence treasure and ask his MI6 boyfriend for ransom. It isn’t very promising, is it?”

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    24 Apr 2013

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  2. Rec 5

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    "I don’t want to turn your brother, Mr. Holmes. I’d like to think that I can help him. But not nearly as much as he can help us."

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    24 Apr 2013

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    Course provides advanced instruction in avoidance of the phenomenon commonly known as "jumping the shark." Prerequisites for this course include Introduction to Friendship, Contemporary Best Friendship, The Politics of Emotional Baggage and Cohabitation 207. Students may wish to simultaneously enroll in our sister course, Introduction to Non-Traditional Romance, but said enrollment is optional.

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    21 Feb 2013

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  4. Rec 11

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    Annie has chloroform, Abed has Good Will Hunting quotes, and Troy has the borrowed space simulator RV. Together, they’re prepared to do whatever it takes to convince Jeff that it’s an awful idea to try to find his father. (It may or may not go as planned.)

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    14 Feb 2013

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  5. Rec 2

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    Jeff has a weakness for adorable and Abed knows it.

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    12 Feb 2013

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