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Ahhhhh, nostalgia.
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Pat's always liked Tyler. He respects a sick flow and he laughs at all of Pat's jokes. Which he should because Pat's a funny guy, but some people--Jonny-- don't appreciate that. Segs appreciates him. But there are just some things about Seguin that Pat doesn't understand.
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Ten times Tyler Seguin hit on Patrick Kane and he totally failed to notice.
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Four (possibly five) bars later it’s just him and Ovechkin because Ovechkin's liver is terrifying and Pat's probably too competitive for his own good. Apparently Ovechkin’s newest idea is to teach Pat the Russian national anthem.
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The only jobs for which no man is qualified are human incubators and wet nurse. Likewise, the only job for which no woman is or can be qualified is sperm donor. -Wilma Scott Heide
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After He's Been Hooked I'll Play The One That's on His Heart by puckling for porthos
Merlin (TV) RPF
10 Jul 2011
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Katie and Colin fuck Bradley.
