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Discretion. I cannot emphasize this enough. If you are so low class as to sell your own stories to the tabloids, I cannot trust that you will not fabricate lies about my services in an attempt to garner fleeting moments of fame. This is why I will never assist the Kardashians, no matter how much they plead (though if Penelope Scotland Disick wishes to make her escape and reclaim some semblance of a fulfilling life, I have some experience in the matter and will assist pro bono).
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If I want to sleep, you want to tell me all about your day. If I want to take a peaceful lunch with my husband, you're there asking me if I think Byron is sleeping with that new agent. If I want to sneak down a hallway in a castle infested with strange creatures controlled by a mad scientist, you want me to tell you why I'm angry at you.
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He didn't go to the Golden Triangle, get shot at, have his director's head severed, and discover a group of child terrorists worshipping a movie Ebert actually fled from in the theater.
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How do you know we will happen on the way to each other in our sleep?
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Someday, Ares and Aphrodite will stop sleeping together. It just won't be today.