20 Works by prettyasadiagram
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Erica curls her hand around Boyd’s and says in his ear, “Wake the fuck up, Sleeping Beauty.”
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“Huh,” Boyd muses. “When Stiles said Ace Ventura meets Enchanted meets Princess Mononoke, I imagined more wolves.”
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Stiles puts his new palm reading skills to use and Derek learns of his future as a lakeside property owner.
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He asked once, why, if she told him every day to remember that he was more than the wolf, more than the man, then why live by the rules of the wolf.
She just smiled and ruffled his hair and said, “You’ll understand when you’re older.”
Well, Derek is older now, and he still doesn’t understand.
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we're catching bullets in our teeth (it's hard to do but they're so sweet) by prettyasadiagram
Teen Wolf (TV)
12 Dec 2012
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Stiles says he's a Web Developer. Derek says he an Internal Auditor.
They're both liars, but you can't exactly tell your significant other that you kill people for a living, now can you?
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When he gets home, the house is dark and silent, and there’s a message on the machine telling him that Stiles missed one or more classes today, for the second time this week.
John can’t even muster up the energy to be angry. All he has left is disappointment and sadness and the memory of his wife kissing his temple, whispering, “He is what he is, John, and he’s ours.”
But lately Stiles doesn't feel like his, and the more he tries to bring him back, the further he slips away.
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She wonders idly if Stiles is in the know about werewolves now, or if sometime when she wasn’t paying attention, Stiles suddenly got game.
(Probably the former, she thinks, but the boy has always had potential.)
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Stiles wonders if telling his dad the whole truth and nothing but the truth from here on out would fix anything, or if his dad would always wonder, what if? What if there’s something more, something bigger that Stiles won’t tell him, because he thinks he knows better. And Stiles doesn’t know how to fix that doubt.
Or, how camping brings the Stilinski boys back together.
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Derek is the angriest spy to ever spy, but he gets the job done, and that's why Peter keeps him on, but sometimes Stiles just doesn’t know what to do with him.
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Stiles now knows that Lydia has unsurprisingly perfect cursive and that Erica has a truly ridiculous lipstick collection, he just doesn’t understand why they need to display these talents on his belongings.
In other words, a story in which Stiles is oblivious, until he’s not.
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In which Natasha saves Clint from a broken nose, hipster speed dating is thing, and a fern does not determine Clint's relationship, thank you very much.
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Contrary to what Clint likes to tell the new SHIELD agents, Natasha does have hobbies other than coming up with new and impressive ways to kill people with her thighs, even though the slight flinches and rabbit-quick swallows in the hallway are always hilarious.
Sadly, this isn’t a manifesto of Natasha’s carefully guarded hobbies, which, contrary to the latest rumor, does not include collecting spoons made out of the bones of her enemies.
Although really, that would be awesome.
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Isaac has lived in Beacon Hills for five years now, and no one talks to him. He remembers moving to the town, being hopeful for a clean start, but if anything, it’s worse than before, because here, no one knows him.
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Rule No. 65: If Steve isn’t wearing cargo pants, Danny reserves the right to take the day off/work from home.
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The first time Casey met Jason Walsh, she was still in her hooker garb, tottering around on spindly heels. To her surprise, there was no leering, no “accidental” groping, just Walsh throwing her his jacket—New York nights are cold, but there was no way she’d wear that fur coat monstrosity around other cops—with a sardonic, “You always dress like that?” And that was that.
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Then Death Appears, Like the Answer to a Prayer by prettyasadiagram
Hawaii Five-0 (2010)
28 May 2012
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Danny is not Haley Joel Osment, and the first person to suggest otherwise will be punched in the face.
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It's probably not a good idea to surprise a man who is armed and has extensive close quarter battle training, but Danny does it just the same.
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Five people Clint and Natasha (but mostly Clint) lied to about how they met, and the one person they told the truth to by prettyasadiagram
The Avengers (2012)
1 Apr 2012
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Clint is a filthy liar and Natasha isn't any better.
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A Bromance or: How Clint and Natasha Learned to Open Up and Love Their Team by prettyasadiagram
The Avengers (2012)
30 Mar 2012
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In which Clint can't speak Russian and Natasha can make croissants.
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In which Danny can't leave well enough alone and Steve makes Faces.