- Homestuck (1)
Alternate names – ‘this human emotion called ‘butt-touch,’’ ‘but who tops,’ ‘parkourstuck’
1. Be Dave Strider, human, tricker extraordinaire and minor GrubTube sensation. Meet some douchebag at a practice session.
2. Be Karkat Vantas, troll, traceur with a few tricks and an ornery fucker with something to hide.
3. Step into the trick, keep your core tight, and flip.
4. Keep flipping.
5. Now kiss.
-Drink plenty of water.
-Don’t slow down as you’re approaching the obstacle! That’s stutter-stepping, and you will fuck up hard.
-Knees up, shoulders back.
-Quit worrying already and touch his hot butt.
Karkat thought he knew what he was getting into, when he agreed to help Kanaya and Jade resurrect the troll race. He didn't count on the resurrected troll race including a handful of bright red grubs.
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24 Dec 2012