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  2 Feb 2013

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  • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Parkour
  • parkourstuck
  • freerunning
  • quadrant-flipping
  • AU
  • butt-touch
  • davekat
  • alternearth au
  • tricking

  Summary

  Alternate names – ‘this human emotion called ‘butt-touch,’’ ‘but who tops,’ ‘parkourstuck’

  Steps
  1. Be Dave Strider, human, tricker extraordinaire and minor GrubTube sensation. Meet some douchebag at a practice session.
  2. Be Karkat Vantas, troll, traceur with a few tricks and an ornery fucker with something to hide.
  3. Step into the trick, keep your core tight, and flip.
  4. Keep flipping.
  5. Now kiss.

  Tips
  -Drink plenty of water.
  -Don’t slow down as you’re approaching the obstacle! That’s stutter-stepping, and you will fuck up hard.
  -Knees up, shoulders back.
  -Quit worrying already and touch his hot butt.

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