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    Fitz commits treason: a comedy

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    Tony has a point system for the times he can get Steve to be less than perfect.

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    "What the hell?" Arthur shouts over the noise of ABBA. He glares at the horribly gaudy clothing of the men on the stage that is somehow louder than the music and flashier than the multicolored swirling lights. "This isn't a strip club. This is a gay bar!"

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    "This has got to be the worst ambush ever. I'm feeling a little insulted, actually." Harry Dresden has had a lot of cases—a lot of weird cases—but this one may take the cake. Or the crown. Whatever.

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    Merlin always tried to do what's right. It's easy to see, in the end, where he went wrong.

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    He knew Arthur would never admit it, but they both enjoyed this time together, when they could just be together without the pressures of their stations getting in the way. It took them back to the beginning, when it had been Prince Arthur and his manservant following along at his boot heels with every step of every day.

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    Truth and knowledge are just as heavy as any yoke around the neck. For all Arthur's posturing, he is not Atlas, and he can't shoulder the weight of the world.

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    Anger is a false thing. It is never alone. Anger lies like a harlot with a multitude of other emotions, shrouding them in her bed linens to hide them from sight...Love, when it is true, is always alone.

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    1
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    24
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    1
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    544
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    Arthur's a bit dim and a prank goes horribly awry, but in the end this works out to the benefit of all involved.

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    47
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    Merlin is curled into a ball, back propped against the battlements, mop of untidy black hair resting against his knees. He is shaking, though Arthur suspects that is due to the fact that he is soaked to the bone, because he is sitting outside in the rain.

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    2
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    57
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    1.13 "missing" scene, drabble, pre-slash

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    250
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    Short little post-ep for 1.04, dealing with the fallout.

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    2
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    November 3rd, 2008. Dean and Sam decide to clean house.

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    5
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    Sam didn't get Dean out of hell, except he did. Sam doesn't have a guardian angel on his shoulder, except he does. He just doesn't know it.

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    So they're not called pageants, they're called "scholarship programs." After a coalition of fraternities sued the government for equal rights, stating it wasn't fair that pretty girls got to go to college based on their looks without the same benefit for boys, the pageant company was forced to open an 'equal opportunity' all-male pageant. But the backlash was fierce, and now the pageant is receiving threatening letters. They call in the FBI for help, and after assessing the situation, they assign Agent Ackles to go undercover as a pageant contestant. He is less than thrilled with his assignment. Former male model Jared gets hired as the pageant consultant charged with the difficult task of transforming Jensen from rough-around-the-edges FBI agent to GQ coverboy. Between the pampering and strutting and arguing and trying to find a place to conceal his weapon during the swimsuit competition, Jensen starts to realize that they make a good team, and maybe more.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    1
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    31
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1145

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