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  1. Public Bookmark 28

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    Clint Barton's To Do list

    1. Buy more undies.
    2. 'Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.' Try line out on Phil.
    3. Look for other sock. Maybe left in bodega.
    4. 'Your eyes are like spanners. Whenever I see them, my nuts tighten.' Tony = hilarious. Try on Phil.
    5. Feed dog.
    6. 'I'm no weatherman, but you should expect eight inches tonight.' Don't try on Phil yet.
    7. Measure dick. Use ruler this time instead of fruit.
    8. Throw out the yogurt container in the fridge. Do not open first.

    Phil Coulson's To Do list:

    1. Request new psych eval for Barton.
    2. Buy butter.

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    31 Aug 2015

  2. Public Bookmark 49

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    This may not be inevitable, but it's been a long time coming.

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    30 Aug 2015

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    When Maria was sixteen, Nick Fury swooped down like a tall, terrifying fairy godmother and whisked her out of her mother’s house and away to SHIELD Academy. Once she was settled in, the very first thing she did was cut off her hair. It was long, shiny, and strong. Her mother had always told her it was her one saving grace. Her face was too sharp, her shoulders too wide, her attitude too brusque and her posture too arrogant, but her hair was just right if she would only put some effort into taking care of it.

    Her first day at Ops, before she’d even unpacked her suitcase, Maria spent $15 for a pixie cut and threw 21 inches of “just right” into the bin. With short hair, the sharp lines of her face were even more prominent, and there was no hiding the definition she was gaining in her neck and shoulders.

    For the first time in her life, Maria liked how she looked.

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    30 Aug 2015

  4. Public Bookmark 41

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    "A white witch will not use magic to harm humans," Hansel says. "That still leaves my sister with plenty of options."

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    27 Aug 2015

  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    26 Aug 2015

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