pippen2112
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- The Avengers (2012) (6)
- Inception (2010) (1)
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The Third Annual SHIELD F*** With the Interns Contest (or How Darcy Lewis Met Her Father) by pippen2112 for Grimmalie
The Avengers (2012)
30 Jan 2013
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In which SHIELD holds a contest, Darcy renames a medic, Natasha gets the girl, Tony throws a tantrum, Clint just wants to watch the Lion King, and Phil is... well... Phil.
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- Part 6 of Dammit Barton Series
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It begins with the Cat. Well, actually it begins with a team of extraordinary people, as Fury put it, but that was well before the Avengers saved the world from an invasion of semi-cyborg aliens, and before Stark Tower became the Avengers Tower, and even before Coulson, first name Agent, came back from the dead and his assets almost killed him for dying in the first place. So yes, it begins with a team, but the Cat is where the story takes off.
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- Part 4 of Dammit Barton Series
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Phil Coulson is alive. Fury neglected to tell his assets that.
Can be read as a stand-alone work or as part of the series.
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- Part 5 of Dammit Barton Series
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The thing about Clint Barton is he’s not actually a pervert.
Depending on who you talk to, Clint Barton is actually incredibly lucky, has impossible timing, believes in not killing the mood, left his cell phone in the freezer…again, or honestly just wanted you to know that Coulson made cookies and Thor is threatening to eat them all. Depending on which of his roommates you’re talking to that is.
Or: 5 Times Clint walked in on a team member masturbating, and 1 time vengeance was had.
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- Part 3 of Dammit Barton Series
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Clint Barton has a tick that every S.H.I.E.L.D. agent knows about. Oh yes, everyone knows about it and they exploit it to the fullest. When the Avengers find out about it (Clint would swear they all look subtly in Natasha’s direction whenever it comes up, but honestly, he’s not nearly bat-shit crazy enough to bring it up around her), they seem to aggravate him without mercy.
Clint hates mustaches, Tony is an asshole, and all S.H.I.E.L.D. personnel want to see the latter punched in the face
NEW SNEAK PEAK TO DAMMIT BARTON! - A MERRY BAND OF MASTURBATORS (end notes)
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- Part 2 of Dammit Barton Series
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Pavel seeks some engineering advice from the new prisoner, but it’s offered at a cost.
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21 May 2013
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Time always goes faster when you don’t want it to
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- Part 19 of Two Men and a Motorbike
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7 May 2013
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Peter can't imagine how it must have felt for Adam to be imprisoned by the Company for so long without the comfort of human touch. When they get out, they do something about it.
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7 May 2013
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Aliens made them do it.
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5 May 2013
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Art History is meant to be an easy 'A'. (Peter and Gabriel are 17.)
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4 May 2013