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    1996: Sirius's last words to Remus, found in a letter rolled up with his will.

    New podfic available 25 September 2017

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    As they marched up and down the corridor, Scorpius thought hard about a safe and quiet place where he could be with Albus, free of judgement and gossip and intrusive questions about their relationship.

    On their third pass in front of the wall, they both halted in their tracks, amazed, as an arched doorway with a wooden door appeared out of nowhere. The door was decorated with curlicues of iron in the shape of a heart, and in the middle of it was tacked a small rainbow flag.

    Realisation dawned on Scorpius. His eyes grew wide with excitement. "This is it, isn't it? The Room of Requirement? The room where Dumbledore's Army mustered to take back Hogwarts from Voldemort?"

    Kavi Singh nodded. "And now it's ours."

    PODFIC ADDED 24 SEPTEMBER 2017

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    5 years post-series: Rowan wakes in the night to the sound of heore long-dead mother calling to heore from the forest. When Rowan and Etty go to investigate, they find someone in desperate need of their help.

    Rowan is nonbinary and uses heo/heom/heore pronouns.

    Podfic added 21 September 2017

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    "Is everyone going to act weird now?" Scorpius asked.

    "Probably," said Albus. "For a while, anyway."

    "Well, I hope they're not all going to ask us one at a time whether we're together now," said Scorpius. "That sounds exhausting. And tedious."

    Albus shrugged. "Better get used to it. We're not just weird now; we're weird and queer."

    "Queird," snickered Scorpius.

    That startled a laugh from Albus. "Nerd."

    "Actually, I prefer to think of myself as 'bi-dorktual'," Scorpius grinned.

    PODFIC ADDED 17 SEPTEMBER 2017

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    2002: At Harry and Ginny's wedding, Dudley discovers that every girl in the Wizarding world wants to meet famous Harry Potter's cousin. But there is only one woman Dudley is interested in getting to know.

    New podfic added 16 September 2017.

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    Polly set the basket on the floor in the middle of the circle of chairs and sofas, beaming. Craning his neck, Albus tried to see what was in the basket.

    "Oh!" cried Scorpius, sitting up so suddenly that he slopped butterbeer onto Albus without noticing.

    Yanking his legs out of the way, Albus drew his wand to clean up the spilled drink. By the time his robes were dry, Scorpius was kneeling on the floor beside the basket, cooing over a kitten, cradled against his chest.

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    2017-2020: After the Battle of Hogwarts, some insubstantial remnant of Voldemort survived -- barely enough to be called a ghost. When Delphi returns, he can do no more than stand by and watch, knowing that her actions might change everything for both of them.

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    When 21-year-old assistant librarian Sirius spots a cute hipster college student at the Seattle Public Library, he just needs to figure out a subtle way of determining whether he's into guys. But Remus's life is more complicated than Sirius knows.

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    Aurora isn't pleased, and isn't in the mood for forgiveness, when she finds out what's really going on.

    If you're a fan of the movie, it's probably better to skip this one. It was written as a joke, and is not meant to be taken seriously on any level.

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    "I wrote you a poem," said Scorpius unexpectedly.

    Albus blinked in surprise. "What? Where is it? Can I read it?"

    "I memorised it," said Scorpius. "I wanted to say it for you under the stars, on that balmy spring evening I was hoping for."

    "Say it anyway," Albus urged. "I want to hear it."

    Scorpius disengaged himself from the folds of Albus's cloak and stepped back. "It's not very good," he warned.

    Albus smiled, amused. "I don't care. It will still be the best poem anyone has ever written for me."

    "It's an acrostic," Scorpius explained. "Each line starts with a letter of your name."

    "Nerd." Albus grinned. "Go on."

    Scorpius took a deep breath, and clasped his hands together as he declaimed...

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    "Are you going to tell me what's been bothering you?"

    "It's not that big of a deal," Scorpius lied. He wished his father would not think him going out with Albus was a big deal.

    "Clearly it's big enough for you to make yourself ill over it," Draco frowned. "If there's something wrong, I want to help."

    "There's nothing wrong," Scorpius said, his heart beating faster. "It's just - you won't like it much."

    "Try me," said his father, attempting a smile.

    Scorpius took a deep breath. "I'm seeing someone."

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    Harry cleared his throat. "You remember the conversation your mother and I had with you when you turned thirteen? About taking proper precautions, and treating girls with respect?"

    Albus nodded, cheeks flushed. He remembered his parents' candid discussion about sex vividly. His mother had taken the lead that time, and had been appallingly frank, with his father mostly nodding along, interjecting a comment here and there.

    "Well, since it's boys -" continued his father, "- or maybe boys and girls? - I thought perhaps we had better revisit the subject."

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    "Can we take a break?" Albus begged. "Just for a few minutes?"

    Scorpius gave his boyfriend an exasperated look. "That's how long our 'break' yesterday was meant to last. Snogging isn't going to be on any of the exams, you know."

    "Pity," grinned Albus. "I'd probably get an O on that one."

    Scorpius could not hide a smile. "I'd give you one for sure."

    "What if we timed it?" suggested Albus. "Five minutes, and then straight back to revising?"

    Scorpius sighed. "It's not that I don't want to. I do. I love kissing you. You know that. If it were up to me, I'd do it all the time. But right now, OWLs are more important. Snogging has to wait."

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    Albus gave him an exasperated look. "Why are you so keen on her, anyway?"

    Scorpius shrugged. "She's smart. She's fierce. She's good at Quidditch, and pretty much everything else she does. She's got amazing hair."

    "But she doesn't even like you!" exclaimed Albus.

    "Thanks, mate," Scorpius said drily.

    "I didn't mean it like that," Albus relented. "It's just ... you're an ace bloke. You deserve to be with someone who really likes you. Who thinks you're brilliant."

    Scorpius grinned. "I've got you for that."

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    5 years post-series: An old friend returns to Sherwood Forest in search of home. Rook is there to welcome him.

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    Trump wants to find out if his VP pick has what it takes when it comes to "international relations". She has her own ideas.

    This is a work of satire, and not meant to be taken seriously on any level. It is purely intended for catharsis during this weird and ridiculous thing we call the 2016 US Presidential Election, and maybe for the odd giggle here and there.

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    1976: James and Peter are scandalized that Remus didn't tell them he has a girlfriend, but Sirius knows the truth.

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    This is a collection of personal recipes that I am mostly putting on here so I can easily make a well-formatted ebook out of it for personal use. I am happy to share my recipes, though, if anyone is interested.

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    1993: For a dozen years, there had been nothing to see, nothing to touch, nothing to remind him of the life that had once been his.

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    Remus gave a hollow, humourless chuckle.
    "Is something funny?" his boyfriend asked irritably.
    "A bit," said Remus. "Pomfrey thinks I'm pregnant."
    Sirius stilled. "That's not funny."
    "No, I suppose it's not."
    "Are you?"
    Remus looked down at his feet, dangling over the lake. "Yeah."

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