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    "Are you going to tell me what's been bothering you?"

    Scorpius shrugged. "It's not that big a deal," he lied. He wished his father would not think him going out with Albus was a big deal.

    "Clearly it's big enough for you to make yourself ill over it," Draco frowned. "If there's something wrong, I want to help."

    "There's nothing wrong," Scorpius said, his heart beginning to beat faster. "It's just -- you won't like it much."

    "Try me," said his father, attempting a smile.

    Scorpius took a deep breath. "I'm seeing someone."

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    On the castle steps, in the cold February morning light, Scorpius hesitated.

    "It's all right," Albus said in a low voice as other students pushed past them. "No one has to know it's a date. They'll think we're just best mates going to Hogsmeade together like always."

    Scorpius bit his lip. "No. If we're going to do this, I don't want to hide it, or pretend like it's nothing. I'm not ashamed to be going out with you."

    Albus smiled fondly at him. "I'm not ashamed to be with you, either. I'd tell everyone if I could."

    "I know," said Scorpius, returning Albus's smile bravely. "I can do this."

    He took Albus's gloved hand in his.

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    Harry cleared his throat. "You remember the conversation your mother and I had with you when you turned thirteen? About taking proper precautions, and treating girls with respect?"

    Albus nodded, cheeks flushed. He remembered it vividly. At thirteen, he had already known the information was likely irrelevant to him, but had not felt like mentioning it at the time.

    "Well, since it's boys -- or maybe boys and girls? -- I thought perhaps we had better revisit the subject."

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    "Can we take a break?" Albus begged. "Just for a few minutes?"

    Scorpius closed his book and looked at Albus in exasperation. "That's how long our 'break' yesterday was meant to last. Snogging isn't going to be on any of the exams, you know."

    "Pity," grinned Albus. "I'd probably get an O on that one."

    Scorpius could not help smiling. "You would for sure."

    "What if we timed it?" suggested Albus. "Five minutes, and then definitely go straight back to revising."

    Scorpius sighed. "It's not that I don't want to. I do. I love kissing you. If it were up to me, I'd do it all the time. But right now, OWLs are more important. Snogging has to wait."

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    Albus gave him an exasperated look. "Why are you so keen on her, anyway?"

    Scorpius shrugged. "She's smart. She's fierce. She's good at Quidditch, and pretty much everything else she does. She's got amazing hair."

    "But she doesn't even like you!" exclaimed Albus.

    "Thanks, mate," Scorpius said drily.

    "I didn't mean it like that," Albus relented. "It's just ... you're an ace bloke. You deserve to be with someone who really likes you. Who thinks you're brilliant."

    Scorpius grinned. "I've got you for that."

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    After the Battle of Hogwarts, there is a new ghost in the castle, but he isn't like the others.

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    Five years after the end of canon, an old friend returns to Sherwood Forest in search of home. Rook is there to welcome him.

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    Trump wants to find out if his VP pick has what it takes when it comes to "international relations". She has her own ideas.

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    James and Peter are scandalized that Remus didn't tell them he has a girlfriend, but Sirius knows the truth.

    Podfic added 23 July 2016.

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    This is a collection of personal recipes that I am mostly putting on here so I can easily make a well-formatted ebook out of it for personal use. I am happy to share my recipes, though, if anyone is interested.

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    1993: For a dozen years, there had been nothing to see, nothing to touch, nothing to remind him of the life that had once been his.

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    Remus gave a hollow, humourless chuckle.
    "Is something funny?" his boyfriend asked irritably.
    "A bit," said Remus. "Pomfrey thinks I'm pregnant."
    Sirius stilled. "That's not funny."
    "No, I suppose it's not."
    "Are you?"
    Remus looked down at his feet, dangling over the lake. "Yeah."

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    2004: The summer before college, Sirius goes backpacking through Scotland in order to escape his family's expectations. In a small village in the Highlands, an unexpected flirtation turns his whole world upside down. Alternately, the story of how Scotland loves Remus and wants him to be happy.

    Edited September 2014, with significant changes and an all-new Chapter 11.

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    1958-66: Remus, Sirius, James, Lily, Peter, Severus. Six children from six very different families. Twelve parents who only exist between the lines of canon, but who were instrumental in shaping the characters we love, and the story as we know it.

    Edited and Expanded July 2014

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    1977-79: Regulus Black meant nothing to Severus Snape. He was just the means to a little private revenge against his brother. Severus never meant to care about him, and he never wanted him dead.

    Rewritten June 2014.

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    1972-73: In his second year at Hogwarts, Remus faces challenges to his self-confidence, and must find the courage to face his friends and himself when his secret is revealed.

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    1971-79: All that Regulus Black ever wanted was to do the right thing and have someone be proud of him. His parents. His brother. His best friend. The man he loved. Twenty-seven entries from Regulus's diary, dating from his childhood to his death.

    Rewritten and expanded June 2014.

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    1980: The war rages on. Lily and her friends need a break, and James has always been a little curious....

    Edited July 2014

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    1976-78: There's a mysterious new boy at St Godric's boarding school, and Sirius can't stop thinking about him, but the secret Remus is keeping might break Sirius's heart.

    Edited May 2014, with an all-new Chapter 12.

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    1940-94: After meeting Madame Maxime, Hagrid reflects on eir troubled sexual and romantic history, and wonders if this time, things will be different. (aka Hagrid hates it when people fetishize eir huge cock.)

    Regarding the warnings: Young Hagrid is manipulated into unwanted sexual situations by eir fellow students, until Dumbledore teaches em about consent.

    Edited November 2014 to give Hagrid gender-neutral ey/em/eir pronouns.

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