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    When 21-year-old assistant librarian Sirius spots a cute hipster college student at the Seattle Public Library, he just needs to figure out a subtle way of determining whether he's into guys. But Remus's life is more complicated than Sirius knows.

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    I haven't seen the movie. The premise sounds like an appalling white male rape-culture-soaked survivor fantasy, so I decided to do a quick fix-it. Not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy.

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    "I wrote you a poem," said Scorpius.

    "What?" said Albus, surprised. "Where is it? Can I read it?"

    "I memorised it," said Scorpius. "I wanted to say it for you under the stars, on that balmy spring evening I was hoping for."

    "Say it anyway," Albus urged. "I want to hear it."

    Scorpius disengaged himself from the folds of Albus's cloak and stepped back. "It's not very good," he warned.

    Albus smiled, amused. "I don't care. It will still be the best poem anyone has ever written for me."

    "It's an acrostic," Scorpius explained. "Each line starts with a letter of your name."

    "Nerd." Albus grinned. "Go on."

    Scorpius took a deep breath, and clasped his hands together as he declaimed...

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    As they marched up and down the corridor, Scorpius thought hard about a safe and quiet place where he could be with Albus, free of judgement and gossip and intrusive questions about their relationship.

    On their third pass in front of the wall, Scorpius and Albus halted in their tracks in amazement, as a wooden door appeared. The door was decorated with curlicues of iron in the shape of a heart, and in the middle of it was tacked a small rainbow flag.

    Realisation dawned on Scorpius. His eyes widened with excitement. "This is it, isn't it? The Room of Requirement. The room where Dumbledore's Army mustered to take back Hogwarts from Voldemort."

    Kavi Singh nodded. "And now it's ours."

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    "Are you going to tell me what's been bothering you?"

    Scorpius shrugged. "It's not that big a deal," he lied. He wished his father would not think him going out with Albus was a big deal.

    "Clearly it's big enough for you to make yourself ill over it," Draco frowned. "If there's something wrong, I want to help."

    "There's nothing wrong," Scorpius said, his heart beginning to beat faster. "It's just -- you won't like it much."

    "Try me," said his father, attempting a smile.

    Scorpius took a deep breath. "I'm seeing someone."

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    "Is everyone going to be weird now?" Scorpius asked.

    "Probably," said Albus. "For a while, anyway."

    "Well, I hope they're not all going to ask us one at a time whether we're together now," said Scorpius. "That sounds exhausting."

    Albus shrugged. "Better get used to it. We're not just weird now; we're weird and queer."

    "Quierd," snickered Scorpius.

    That surprised a laugh from Albus. "Nerd."

    "Actually, I prefer to think of myself as 'bi-dorktual'," Scorpius grinned.

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    Harry cleared his throat. "You remember the conversation your mother and I had with you when you turned thirteen? About taking proper precautions, and treating girls with respect?"

    Albus nodded, cheeks flushed. He remembered it vividly. At thirteen, he had already known the information was likely irrelevant to him, but had not felt like mentioning it at the time.

    "Well, since it's boys -- or maybe boys and girls? -- I thought perhaps we had better revisit the subject."

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    "Can we take a break?" Albus begged. "Just for a few minutes?"

    Scorpius gave his boyfriend an exasperated look. "That's how long our 'break' yesterday was meant to last. Snogging isn't going to be on any of the exams, you know."

    "Pity," grinned Albus. "I'd probably get an O on that one."

    Scorpius could not hide a smile. "I'd give you one for sure."

    "What if we timed it?" suggested Albus. "Five minutes, and then straight back to revising?"

    Scorpius sighed. "It's not that I don't want to. I do. I love kissing you. You know that. If it were up to me, I'd do it all the time. But right now, OWLs are more important. Snogging has to wait."

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    Albus gave him an exasperated look. "Why are you so keen on her, anyway?"

    Scorpius shrugged. "She's smart. She's fierce. She's good at Quidditch, and pretty much everything else she does. She's got amazing hair."

    "But she doesn't even like you!" exclaimed Albus.

    "Thanks, mate," Scorpius said drily.

    "I didn't mean it like that," Albus relented. "It's just ... you're an ace bloke. You deserve to be with someone who really likes you. Who thinks you're brilliant."

    Scorpius grinned. "I've got you for that."

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    After the Battle of Hogwarts, there is a new ghost in the castle, but he isn't like the others.

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    Five years after the end of canon, an old friend returns to Sherwood Forest in search of home. Rook is there to welcome him.

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    Trump wants to find out if his VP pick has what it takes when it comes to "international relations". She has her own ideas.

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    James and Peter are scandalized that Remus didn't tell them he has a girlfriend, but Sirius knows the truth.

    Podfic added 23 July 2016.

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    This is a collection of personal recipes that I am mostly putting on here so I can easily make a well-formatted ebook out of it for personal use. I am happy to share my recipes, though, if anyone is interested.

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    1993: For a dozen years, there had been nothing to see, nothing to touch, nothing to remind him of the life that had once been his.

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    Remus gave a hollow, humourless chuckle.
    "Is something funny?" his boyfriend asked irritably.
    "A bit," said Remus. "Pomfrey thinks I'm pregnant."
    Sirius stilled. "That's not funny."
    "No, I suppose it's not."
    "Are you?"
    Remus looked down at his feet, dangling over the lake. "Yeah."

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    2004: The summer before college, Sirius goes backpacking through Scotland in order to escape his family's expectations. In a small village in the Highlands, an unexpected flirtation turns his whole world upside down. Alternately, the story of how Scotland loves Remus and wants him to be happy.

    Edited September 2014, with significant changes and an all-new Chapter 11.

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    1958-66: Remus, Sirius, James, Lily, Peter, Severus. Six children from six very different families. Twelve parents who only exist between the lines of canon, but who were instrumental in shaping the characters we love, and the story as we know it.

    Edited and Expanded July 2014

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    1977-79: Regulus Black meant nothing to Severus Snape. He was just the means to a little private revenge against his brother. Severus never meant to care about him, and he never wanted him dead.

    Rewritten June 2014.

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    1972-73: In his second year at Hogwarts, Remus faces challenges to his self-confidence, and must find the courage to face his friends and himself when his secret is revealed.

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