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    Ron threw the Lego thing to the ground, shoved Tony as hard as he could (pretty hard, considering he only came up to Tony’s waist), and made a run for it. Tony took off after him — Jarvis wasn’t going anywhere, he was just standing placidly by the science toys comparing different robot kits — but Ron got swooped up before he could get too far, by some big guy in a name tag. Hopefully he worked in the toy store, and wasn’t a crazy person who just walked around wearing a name tag all the time.

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    "I mean, why does anyone do anything?" Tony posited, tone bordering on hysteria.

    "Good question," said Clint, brandishing one of the red-and-gold vibrators. "For instance, why did you just wander into the living room holding a box of unexplained sex toys you refuse to talk about?"

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    He listened as the door slid open, listened as Steve came though it at a pace and made straight for him. He didn’t even say hello, just put his hands on Tony’s shoulders and pushed him up against the nearest wall.

    Tony laughed breathlessly. "We haven't done this in a while," he said.

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    "He’d been saving up every lousy dime, every measly tip, everything he could scrape together, for years, and he’d been so close to having a place to call his own — but then his mama had got sick, and, well. There went his scrapings."

    It's a 'Princess and the Frog' AU!

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    "You're not Tony," he said, taking a rapid step back. His fists clenched at his sides.

    "I sort of am!" said Not Tony, hands thrown up defensively. "Alternate dimension version, no evil intentions, I swear!"

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    It's the 20th anniversary of the formation of the Avengers (by SOME people's reckoning, anyway), and that means a party. Steve wants to talk to Tony, Victor has his own agenda, and a room full of superheroes is bound to attract a crisis.

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    The door to Tony's office opened, and a woman with straw-colored hair which seemed to defy the laws of gravity came through it. "See ya," she said over her shoulder, then gave Steve a huge grin and an exaggerated wink as she left.

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    Her baby was finally sleeping through the night, and she wasn't.

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    Iron Man has an announcement!

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    Steve and Tony bump into Jess Drew on their way to lunch. Tony makes a Heartfelt Speech. Steve tries to have an Important Conversation.

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    Tony needs a date for an event. Jan knows just the person! But what the hell is Steve's problem?

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    Tony returns from an unscheduled off-grid vacation. Everyone was worried sick! Iron Man has some explaining to do.

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    Dear Mistress Virginia, 

    Thank you again for organizing my sessions with Master Iron. They’ve been amazing so far, but this time I’d like to request a role play scenario...

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    Mr S sends flowers! Everything goes wrong! This summary is misleading!

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    Steve's boss drops by. They've never actually met face to face before. I wonder who it could possibly be.

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    I’m interested in booking a session for some spanking. I am a 28-year-old male in good physical health.
     

    Steve goes to a BDSM dungeon! Guess who works there!

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    It's Mr Stark's birthday! Iron Man asks Steve for a favor.

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    Peter finds something interesting on reddit and decides to share it with the group. Cap thinks it's disrespectful to poor Mr Stark. Iron Man doesn't seem to be too worried, though. OR, the Avengers watch porn of themselves (and Tony!).

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    A Russian term for appetizers. Lit. "something to bite after"; sometimes translated as "little bites".

    Hannibal one-shots - stories are unrelated unless otherwise stated. Main pairing will be Hannibal/Will.

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    Bilbo does his best to prove that he isn't completely shallow. The Company doesn't seem convinced, for some reason.

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