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    drunktuesdays: Let's taunt ourselves with fic that we will never write.

    Stiles is sitting in English class when the thought first occurs to him. They’ve been talking about the ending of Jane Eyre, and Rochester’s fate, and the concept of disability as punishment, and his mind jumps to Derek ordering him to cut off his arm, and he wonders idly whether the arm would have grown back or, more likely, just healed over the stump immediately, and huh, he thinks with a sudden thrill, huh, there’s no way Derek Hale is circumcised.

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    27 Mar 2013

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    Derek walks away, because he’s learned that sometimes he’s never going to be able to join in on the joke, and this conversation is just making him have more questions. Like, why is Stiles so obsessed? Is he grossed out by uncut cocks or does he like them? Is Stiles cut? His face starts heating up the way it always does when he starts thinking about Stiles like that and he ducks into the shower, manfully ignoring the new round of laughter from downstairs.

    all blame, as usual, is directed at kalpurna who came up with, encouraged and laughed hysterically at this entire thing. beta by giddygeek

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    27 Mar 2013

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    It takes a few years but eventually they manage to agree on something; Derek Hale is an asshole, and Stiles Stilinski is in love with him.

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    1 Mar 2013

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    Awkward Nerd Derek has been crushing on Handsome Jock Stiles since forever—so getting paired with him on a Chemistry project is definitely the best/worst thing that's ever happened to him.

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    24 Feb 2013

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    “She makes me have dinner with her and the Sheriff every week,” Derek admits. “She keeps saying I don’t eat well enough. Too much fast food, she says. I keep reminding her I’m a werewolf and then I get a lecture about cholesterol. That doesn’t even make sense.”

    “Did you accidentally puppy-dog eye her?” Scott asks seriously.

    “I – no? What the hell, no.” He levels a glare at Scott. “And dog jokes aren’t funny.”

    Scott laughs. “You totally did. Oh my God. That’s priceless.”

    Or: Derek feels, basically.

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    17 Feb 2013