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    "An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered." - GK Chesterton

    A series of adventures, inconveniences and embarrassments in the lives of the Avengers, with a particular focus on Steve Rogers and Tony Stark.

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    “Your compass is broken,” he calls, and Tony leans over the railing to look at Steve before frowning.

    Steve watches him as he comes down the steps, and Steve holds out the compass for Tony to take, which is uncomfortable, since his hands are tied together in front of him.

    “It’s not broken, you just don’t know how to use it,” Tony says as he approaches. “How the hell did you get-”

    He stops, staring at the compass.

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    17 Nov 2017

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    Tony’s not going to deny that he’s ridiculously excited. Steve. In his bed. Naked. Everything is rainbows and nothing hurts.

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    16 Nov 2017

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    Look, some mornings you wake up and little green men are invading New York City; some mornings you wake up and you can hear Captain America's voice in your head. Tony has been an Avenger long enough that he saves his freakout for important things.

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    10 Nov 2017

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    Tony sighs. "Do you, Steve Rogers, want to have sex with me, Tony Stark?"

    "I think most people that are alive want to have sex with you," Steve says, and then looks like he wants the gym floor to open up under him and swallow him whole.

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    24 Oct 2017

  5. Rec 75

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    The one where Steve learns that you should never bet against Tony—not unless you’re ready to face the dirty dire consequences of losing. Or... maybe it’s the other way around?

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    05 Oct 2017