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    “You’ve got to be kidding me,” Louis says, leaning back in his chair and crossing his arms over his chest. In the center of the table, a set of three glossy photos stares up at him, mocking him.

    “A security detail is non-negotiable, Louis, you know this,” his mum reminds him, tapping the middle photo with two fingers.

    Louis doesn’t look back down at the pictures, gesturing towards them wildly, over-dramatically. “This is not a security detail!” he protests. “This is a lanky college student. In what world do you hire someone like this kid to protect me?”

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    20 Feb 2018

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    Love

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    “I'm not afraid of ghosts,” Louis said.

    Every single magnet unstuck itself from the fridge and fell to the floor in a clattering cascade.

    “I'm only a little afraid of ghosts,” Louis said.

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    OR: Louis is a plucky Gothic Heroine, Harry is a Mournful Spirit, and Big Country Houses are full of mystery and suspense, as Big Country Houses ever are!

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    14 Feb 2018

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    this is the BEST

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    And Louis decides, as the boy slowly starts backing away with that cheeky grin lighting up that whole stupidly beautiful face, that he should sue him for emotional abuse just for the fact his pecs stretch the fabric of his shirt like that alone. He really should. He might even win the case.
    Fuck.

    or: they're all 19. louis is a twink, harry is a frat boy hunk. harry for some reason wants his makeup done for pride, and louis is just trying so very hard to stay clear of all alleged fuckboys this year.

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    13 Jan 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    rly enjoyed this majorly hot and louis' thought processes r rly funny

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    au; harry's in the army, louis' back home, and ninety days is a lifetime.

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    02 Jan 2018

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    This is so fucking amazing I’ve had a lump in my throat the whole way through

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    Louis is a sparkly go-go dancer on Saturdays. Zayn is his lifelong best friend with benefits. Zayn falls for someone new and Louis' world turns upside down.

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    28 Dec 2017

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    I really like this