oxymoron
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You Can Never Go Back by oxymora (oxymoron) for salable_mystic
Drei Männer im Schnee | Three men in the snow (movie) (1955)
24 Dec 2012
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The Alps are lovely in May, too...
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“Still feeling the aftereffects of the anesthetic a bit, I see. I’m really very sorry about that, my friend, but it seemed most convenient at the time.” (Written for my XMFC crack bingo, trope: kidnapping as courtship.)
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- Part 1 of XMFC Crack Bingo
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Behold, I have given before thee a door opened, which no man can shut.
(Apocalypse 3:8, Douay-Rheims translation)In which Charles is a priest, Erik is a Nazi hunter, the two of them are childhood friends and each thinks that the other should change his job.
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All squares filled, all letters in order by oxymoron for florahart
Newspaper Games Anthropomorfic, Anthropomorfic, Games & Puzzles Anthropomorfic
21 Dec 2011
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Sudoku isn't particularly good with words. But he thinks he's finally puzzled it out.
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There and back again by oxymoron for coprime
Le Superbe Orénoque | The Mighty Orinoco - Jules Verne
19 Dec 2010
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Jeanne and Jacques revisit some previous stations of Jeanne's life.
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My stab at my XMFC crack bingo card. One oneshot for each of the following crack tropes: magic pollen, secret double identities, crack of choice (kidnapping as courtship), marriage of convenience, deaging.
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Recent bookmarks
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Spaceman Spiff and the Alien Conspiracy by Froggimus_Rex for calvinahobbes
Calvin & Hobbes
22 Dec 2011
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"Don't worry, I'm sure he'll be fine."
She dropped her hand to to stare incredulously at the tiger. "Let me repeat," she said, very slowly. "Calvin has a weapon whose power is only limited by his imagination."
"I said he'd be fine, nothing about the rest of us."
Bookmarked by oxymoron
25 Dec 2011
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Dating an Anarchist: A How-To Guide for the Terminally Adventurous by clavicular for scarletts_awry
xkcd
31 Dec 2009
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On their third date, they accidentally end up in the Bahamas.
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14 Nov 2010
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What do you give a girl who has everything? Or at least, enough firepower to get it.
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25 Dec 2009