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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    Draco Malfoy is minding his own business when he comes across a peculiar sight. There is a man lying in the alley. He is passed out and in lingerie, and to top it off-it's Harry Potter...What the hell is Harry Potter doing in women's lingerie? Draco intends to find out, though nothing is as it seems.

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    24 Jan 2015

  2. Public Bookmark 33

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    Driven nearly mad by his bitterness against the Dark Lord, Draco becomes a spy for the Order of the Phoenix. The device they sneak him to aid in his reports has unpredictable side-effects—like allowing Draco to dream of a landscape with a river running through it. That would be soothing, if Potter wasn’t there.

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    24 Jan 2015

  3. Public Bookmark 24

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    A romantic comedy, featuring Harry Potter as the traditional late-twenties-something who has all but given up on finding The One and Draco Malfoy as the Manic Pixie Dream Boy who doesn’t believe in True Love, but is probably going to find it all the same.

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    24 Jan 2015

  4. Public Bookmark 48

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    “I can’t believe you brought me here,” Jace said, eying their surroundings with completely unreasonable distrust. “At least tell me there’s a host of demons masquerading as the frankly dubious-looking horses on the carousel, and we’re here to dispatch them before they eat any children?”

    Simon side-eyed him. “You have a strange and suspicious mind.”

    “I’m not the one who brought a Shadowhunter to Coney Island.”

    It's Jace's birthday tomorrow, and Simon wants to celebrate. Too bad Hell has other plans.

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    14 Sep 2014

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    The one where the Talia Hale is the sister of Morticia Addams and the Hales are a little kookier than they were in the show. Also, you know. Alive. This is Derek's story.

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    14 Jun 2014