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    remember that time there were rumours that one direction was getting sued? well this is a parody of what would've happened. this is honestly just a collection of memes.

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    (Based on the song 'Nothing' by the Script)

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    A small fic created using Botnik's text predictor, where Harry, Ron and Hermione get up to their usual shenanigans - kinda.

    "Them again," she moaned as they walked in a rush, getting out her wand as she tapped Fred happily and then — Fred's hand picked up his chair. Well, not his chair, Ted's chair who was goggling and thinking rather unnecessary thoughts. His food landed to entrail her hands; to Harry's great interest Hermione looked frightened due to this.

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    Murdoc and you decide to spice up your sex life with a little experimental anal vore.

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    Strahm finds out who Hoffman really is.

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    I'm not good at summaries. Shadow is really bored.

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    Yesterday’s “Duffy moment” by Clegg put a stop to any doubts about the nature of the Brokeback Coalition. The notoriously loose-lipped Cleggover has confirmed what the nation has long suspected: he and David Cameron are gay lovers.

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    Loving Richie Tozier was not beautiful. It was not soft. It was not playful. It was not wholesome. Beverly Marsh knew this all too well.
    Loving Richie Tozier was sharing cigarettes behind the gym. It was the smell of liquor on his breath. It was tears. It was pain.
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    This is bad and nobody ships beverie but i ship them a little okay? They just need eachother okay?

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    One thing you’ve come to expect during your time with the clowns is that you can never seem to stay clean for very long. No matter how many showers or baths you take, they always find a way to leave you messy and sticky, and your water bills are higher than ever before.

    Not that you’re complaining…

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    Lilith gets her own Pokemon! After turning 18! Iran is still reluctant after the incident when she was 14.

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    It's time for the Joker's medical check-up and they only need one more sample to test. Unfortunately Joker isn't very forthcoming in providing it. Standard Arkham procedure is to call the Batman to help but he's not really going to go get a semen sample from the Joker...is he?

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    Kurt is 25 years old and never experienced anal sex. He has many kinks, but can never ‘perform’ any of them, so he decides to start therapy to see if he can “loosen up” and have a less vanilla sex life. He ends up seeing Blaine, a recent graduate psychologist.

    Kurt’s shy of talking about sex with Blaine at first, but then relaxes with time. Blaine, even though trying to be professional, gets turned on while Kurt talks about his kinks. As soon as Kurt notices this, he starts teasing his psychologist, wearing tighter pants or speaking of more elaborated and detailed fantasies.

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    it sits heavily within him, deep in his chest. if he didn’t know better he’d even say it was love

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    “Ha! Ippolit knows what’s up. Stared down that picture good. Prince Myshkin is a pussy. Can’t look at a painting without being afraid of losing his faith? Hahaha! Eruuup… See Morty, if you believe in nothing at all, you can’t feel betrayed in the first place.”

    This is an AU about a particularly literature obsessed Rick.

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    for fakestseebs for the glowfic drabbles thing

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    Everyone thought Jungkook was the baby of BTS, but when cameras turn off, someone else takes that place.

    Drabbles of Yoongi in Little Space with Bangtan as Caregivers.

    WARNING:
    SO MUCH FLUFF

    REQUESTS OPEN

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    this is self-indulgent

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    I don't always write smut, but when I do it's just filth.

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    It's still really hot in Korea. Trapper has been keeping a watchful eye on Hawkeye and all the rude things that come out of his mouth.

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    1970- es évek Angel Pricea, valami olyan dologba keveredik, ami teljesen felborítja a jövőjével kapcsolatos terveit és kalandjai után valaki olynba botlik, aki érdekesebbnek tűnik. Angel Price, kisvárosi fiatal, kissé sem érdektelen története.

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