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    ???: why the fuck are you ignoring viktor

    Yuuri: Who is this? What are you talking about?

    ???: its yuri dumbass and you know exactly what i'm talking about

    Yuuri blinks at that. For a split second he wonders if an angrier asshole version of himself from an alternate universe, someone who spelled their name wrong and snubbed his nose at basic rules of grammar, had somehow found a way to pester him while he tried to prevent, by studying, at least one aspect of his life from crumbling into utter ruin. Then the split second passes and Yuuri reins in the insanity long enough to venture a rational approach.

    Yuuri: Yuri who?

    Three seconds later his phone rings.

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    Two weeks after his failure at Sochi, Yuuri receives a text from a mysterious number asking why the fuck he’s ignoring Viktor. So begins Yuri Plisetsky’s all out campaign to get Yuuri to fucking finally text Viktor and end his torment of watching Viktor pine, and so begins Yuuri's descent into a wonderland of texting his idol, meeting his #1 fan(s), and slowly rebuilding his life with a little help from his friends.

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    19 Feb 2018

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    Nix, Fish and Frankie were over the moon when they were told they were chosen by skating legend Victor Nikiforov himself to be taught at his rink in America. But upon arriving, they are informed Victor was asked last minute to be the choreographer for the Olympic US Skating Team and instead, they will be taught by the rink's head coach, who they know nothing about!

    Day one finds them meeting an exhausted-looking chunkier Asian man with more scruff than face and black hair tied up in a messy bun. He introduces himself only as Yuuri and immediately gets down to business with a stern, gruff coaching style akin to that of a drill sergeant. Just who is Coach Yuuri and why was he of all people chosen to be head coach?!
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    (OR the aged-up au where three oblivious teenage boys are clueless when it comes to famous people in the skating world and don't realize their coach is actually just as famous as the rink owner)

    (OR OR the au where yuuri is suffering 24/7 dealing with a trio of absolute idiot skating nerds)

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    16 Feb 2018

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    She lived a full life and died a peaceful death only to be reborn in a world she once considered fiction. Akiko chooses not to interfere with what she remembers of the plot and embrace the traditions of the women of her family and wander the lands. This plan ends in tatters when she meets one Kakashi Hatake whom no matter how she tries to avoid, keeps showing up.
    Not your typical SI/OC
    There will be Kakashi/OC slow burn romance and I promise you, it is better than it sounds!

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    02 Feb 2018

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    What the hell am I doing? This wasn't the plan! Okay, granted I didn't have a plan but still, I don't even LIKE Sasuke!

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    In which I try to fix everything with cuddles and cheesy pop music.

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    Written for tumblr's Self Insert Week 2016

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    01 Feb 2018

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    Becoming a ninja is easier than she thought, if only because she already has body of one, and mind of an adult woman.

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    How Ren tries to: 1) ninja properly, 2) raise kids she didn't even know she adopted, 3) make sense out of why all the strays latch onto her.
    At least being a ninja isn't that hard. The other two points, though? Now, isn't that a fun ride.

    (Don't be afraid, it's just idiot author fiddling with the titles.)

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    29 Jan 2018