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Chris gets hurt in the line of duty. It's a hazard of the job. Where does he go to get patched up? Where he always goes, if he can: the Stilinski household. The Sheriff isn't amused, but he doesn't turn Argent away either.
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Charles, he always plays nicey-nicey, you just can't get him mad. Always the peace-maker, always the fucking saint. Maybe there are reasons.
Charles is drunk and tired and talking to Hank with very much greater frankness than is wise after all these years. Some disclosures are made, tea is made, whiskey is confiscated, and Hank would really rather be anywhere else on earth.
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Charles and Erik, getting older, no discernible powers, apparently largely heterosexual, repressed feelings, binge drinking. Handjobs. Kissin'. (And that's all.)
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Season 1 interlude. Topher has (another) birthday. My poor baby, Mummy's here. Call me Electra.
If you know Dollhouse you know how Topher likes to spend his 'birthdays'. Could be romantic, could be platonic, depends how you squint.
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Post-beach. Bitter!Charles wants to get even, get some, get something. Naturally he gets more than he bargained for. He isn't taking the post-beach situation sitting down, and decides that thirty years is too long to wait for cloning to be perfected. Not the best move ever.
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The Strange Powers of Vince Noir by oonaseckar
Mighty Boosh (TV), X-Men: First Class (2011)
13 Mar 2012
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Derek is a professional classical musician who has found himself lost without a muse, without goal and without even a hint of spark. He's almost settled nearly contently (if not slightly unwillingly) on having to live his life as a recluse, when his sister finally grows tired of his antics, giving him a Christmas ultimatum.
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17 May 2013
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Derek let his fork drop on the plate, “Have you ever picked up a guy at a bar only to have him cry all over you and then sleep in your bed and then make you breakfast the next morning as an apology for crying the night before?”
Laura looked like she was trying not to laugh, “Oh, honey. First of all, no, because I am a lesbian and I don’t pick up guys ever. Second of all, why did he start crying? Did he see the size of your dick and cry because it wasn’t big enough. Did it hurt your manly ego?”
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- Part 1 of One Night Stand
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12 May 2013
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(AKA, the Ugly Betty AU where Stiles is totally Betty)
Stiles thinks he’s finally getting a break when a job at the sleek, sophisticated, Alpha Magazine opens up - but soon realises he’s not going to be writing anything and instead is playing tutor-slash-babysitter to their new Editor-in-Chief. Derek’s spoiled, grumpy, in way over his head...and so painfully attractive it makes Stiles want to lick his face. So there’s very little choice in the matter.
“Totally not like that,” he maintains, “It’s not like we’re Bond and Moneypenny.”
Scott gives him an excited grin, chuckling. “Dude, you’re totally his Miss Moneypenny!” he says, eyes wide like the world just finally started to make sense. “You’re the only one who won’t sleep with him even though you’re dying to.”
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- Part 1 of Alpha Magazine 'Verse
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3 May 2013
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“Blue Wolf, come in, Blue Wolf. You should really thank me for suggesting the pink tie, as it’s clearly bringing all the ladies to the yard.”
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3 May 2013
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Katherine wants to hate Miss Anne Shirley, but her true feelings are much more complicated.
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1 May 2013