oncewewerezombies



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    Just what it says on the tin.

    Sometimes I post ask lists. Feel free to hmu for a fill.

    Right over here.

    Or just randomly drop me a line.

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    Someone fucking help me.

    Please be advised that everything inside is pure self-indulgence.

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    Dead dove: do not eat.

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  1. Public Bookmark 84

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    "What the fuck,” Dave says. "Care to explain why you’re carrying around a gigantic naked unconscious troll?”

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    In which two people unsuited in oh so many ways for any interpersonal relationship strike up a moirallegiance.

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    24 Jul 2016

  2. Public Bookmark 68

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    6 Nov 2015

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    I will break down doors and throw people out to get a room with Feferi. I will build a fucking extension to the Vantas Shack to get a room with Feferi. I think I’m shaking. I think I’m going to have a fucking aneurism. I’m gonna do that shitty thing that happens in Japanese anime porn where blood just spews out of my nose like a geyser.

    Cuz I’m kind of a virgin.

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    31 Oct 2015

  4. Public Bookmark 70

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    You were right about him being passive—well, receptive. Reactive. He doesn't start things, though he's always willing to stop what he's doing for a makeout session, and he puts himself in your orbit more than he needs to. You think that's his way of asking if you're in the mood.

    It's hard to admit it even to yourself, but you're grateful he's content to take it this slow.

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    29 Oct 2015

  5. Public Bookmark 89

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    In which an unfortunate off-caste redblood discovers he has new horrifying mutations involving mating cycles and oviposition, and unintentionally draws his unwitting violetblooded (boy?)friend into his heat during what was supposed to be a relaxing movie night. Said seadweller then does his best to help him through it, keeping him safe from all other hormone-addled pursuers through the use of deadly force. Includes a budding matespritship, one healthy moiraillegiance, depictions of highblood rage and murderous intent, the deaths of no less than three unlucky intruders, too many references to troll Princess Bride, much emotional turmoil, some treasonous plotting, an overabundance of pity, egg-laying, and unconventional lusii.

    You arrived at just the right moment
    A moment later I would have been out at sea
    With no way to be reached

    I'll leave it up to you
    To carry me through
    That's about all I can do

    --lyrics from Carry Me Through, by Greg Laswell

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    29 Oct 2015