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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    Ten minutes to go to ground zero and Artyom was still desperately trying to escape. “I have never attended little girl’s birthday party,” he pointed out repeatedly, and actually pouted, big blue eyes wide and pleading.

    “Always a first time,” Napoleon said mercilessly, pulling on a charcoal Tom Ford blazer over his loose gray knit. “Mrs Siegfried invited us weeks ago, Artyom, don’t be a baby. You’ve had quite a while to gird your loins. We’re going to a party, not some sort of trench warfare. Smile.”

    Artyom scowled, which was admittedly normally an adorable look even for a tall, blonde Russian giant of a man. “I do not like Mrs Siegfried,” Artyom declared, clearly intent on being as recalcitrant as possible.

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    1 Sep 2015

  2. Public Bookmark 20

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    Napoleon's luck runs out.

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    1 Sep 2015

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    "Foggy, you need to calm down, this isn’t a big deal, it was in college, it’s not like you’re still in love with me.”

    As soon as Foggy says, “Uh-huh,” he knows he’s fucked. His voice cracks in the middle of it so even without Matt’s freaky heartbeat-lie-detector skills he’d be able to tell Foggy is a dirty liar.

    Foggy wishes for another alien invasion as Matt’s eyes grow wide behind his glasses.

    “Oh,” Matt says.

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    1 Sep 2015

  4. Public Bookmark 24

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    Interestingly, torture is the kind of thing that stays with you. Napoleon hadn't been expecting that.
     
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    The one where Napoleon is the honeypot for a "known homosexual" arms dealer and realizes he's in love with his partner while he deals with the aftermath of being tortured.

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    30 Aug 2015

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    30 Aug 2015