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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    Even after the battle for the Dawn, children of Great Houses don't stop needing to continue said Houses.

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    22 Jul 2017

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    Illya doesn’t pick up on Napoleon’s unconventional preferences until they become mission relevant.

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    15 Mar 2017

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    In the first month of being co-opted into working with Illya Kuryakin full time at U.N.C.L.E., Napoleon stole Illya’s father’s watch four times, twice out of spite, once out of drunken curiosity, and once out of sheer boredom. After the fourth time, Gaby sprained one of Napoleon’s fingers and threatened to do worse if he did it again.

    “You are not a spy,” she told him firmly, dangling the watch out of reach as Napoleon curled in a wincing, fetal position on his Le Corbusier couch in his upstate apartment. “You are a thief with the self-control of a child. Now give me back my ring.”

    “What ring?” Napoleon asked innocently, even through the pain.

    “How fond are you of your nose?” Gaby shot back blandly.

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    14 Mar 2017

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    “Hello?”

    “I am watching Hemsworth bench press a Buick right now,” a voice says over the line. “Like, an honest to god Tahoe. Just bam bam bam, up and down it goes.”

    “A Tahoe is a Chevy, Chris.”

    “He makes me feel so inadequate as a man,” Chris sighs dreamily. “I think I’m in love. You think Elsa would maybe consider sharing? Or lending him out every once in a while? I just want him to hold me a little. Just a little.”

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    Kat & Chris: a modern romance brought to you by Verizon wireless.

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    22 Feb 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 26

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    Bill and Fleur and the evolution of a family.

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    22 Feb 2017