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    “Hey,” Darcy protests, “I am so low-stress!” She isn’t. It’s total bullshit. But there’s no way she’s letting Agent Suit trash-talk her. “I am like wheatgrass smoothies and Zen tapes and Xanax in one handy social science-wrapped package.”

     

    Originally written anonymously at the kink meme for the prompt: "Because of her somewhat-decent skills at herding cats tazing gods and her knowledge of classified New Mexico-related information, Darcy is being trained as a SHIELD agent. They can't let her go but they can't find much of a use for her- until Banner needs a lab assistant. So she does the usual lab assistant-y things for him; coffee/tea gofer, note-taker, file filer, threat-to-life-limb-and-sanity-vanquisher, relaxation CD changer, etc. Somewhere in there things get fluffy." Bruce Banner works in a microbio lab, guys. Now he does, anyway.

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    10 Jun 2012

  2. Rec *

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    “Hey,” Darcy protests, “I am so low-stress!” She isn’t. It’s total bullshit. But there’s no way she’s letting Agent Suit trash-talk her. “I am like wheatgrass smoothies and Zen tapes and Xanax in one handy social science-wrapped package.”

     

    Originally written anonymously at the kink meme for the prompt: "Because of her somewhat-decent skills at herding cats tazing gods and her knowledge of classified New Mexico-related information, Darcy is being trained as a SHIELD agent. They can't let her go but they can't find much of a use for her- until Banner needs a lab assistant. So she does the usual lab assistant-y things for him; coffee/tea gofer, note-taker, file filer, threat-to-life-limb-and-sanity-vanquisher, relaxation CD changer, etc. Somewhere in there things get fluffy." Bruce Banner works in a microbio lab, guys. Now he does, anyway.

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    Comments:
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    476
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    10 Jun 2012

  3. Rec *

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    “Hey,” Darcy protests, “I am so low-stress!” She isn’t. It’s total bullshit. But there’s no way she’s letting Agent Suit trash-talk her. “I am like wheatgrass smoothies and Zen tapes and Xanax in one handy social science-wrapped package.”

     

    Originally written anonymously at the kink meme for the prompt: "Because of her somewhat-decent skills at herding cats tazing gods and her knowledge of classified New Mexico-related information, Darcy is being trained as a SHIELD agent. They can't let her go but they can't find much of a use for her- until Banner needs a lab assistant. So she does the usual lab assistant-y things for him; coffee/tea gofer, note-taker, file filer, threat-to-life-limb-and-sanity-vanquisher, relaxation CD changer, etc. Somewhere in there things get fluffy." Bruce Banner works in a microbio lab, guys. Now he does, anyway.

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    Comments:
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    476
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    107
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    10 Jun 2012

  4. Rec 33

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    "You can stay in control by always being angry, right?" Darcy unhooks her bra and tosses it away. "So we'll just have angry sex and everything will be fine."

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    10 Jun 2012

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    A love story told in food, puppies, and the occasional misunderstanding.

    Also, kangaroos.

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    10 Jun 2012

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