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    NASCAR AU. The Stilinski Racing team was getting along just fine until stupid Scott decided he wanted to get stupid married. Now they're out a driver four months before the Daytona time trials and the only one they can afford to hire is a crazy person with offensively beautiful eyes.

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    "That's not even the weirdest thing we've seen him do," Erica adds, viciously cheerful.

    "About a one-point-five on the Stilinski Scale of Social Ineptitude," agrees Isaac.

    "Please stop helping," begs Stiles.

    Derek doesn't say anything, just sort of watches them for a minute before shoving his hands into his jacket pockets and heaving his shoulders. "Yeah, whatever," he says flatly. "Do you want me or not?"

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    Prompt: "Spartacus road trip!"

    It was supposed to be some big Freedom thing, the three of them in Spartacus’ truck and outshining Rome, Georgia with their headlights. They were going west because that’s what the heroes always did, turning towards the sunset, driving at night and sleeping stacked next to one another in the truck bed during the day. They’d put a mattress and pillows back there and covered the whole thing with a tarp in case it rained.

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    It's the end of rush week, and Sigma Phi is welcoming their new pledges. Well, I say "welcoming." Actually Agron's plan was to spend the whole night glaring at the back of Nasir’s head while making it look like he was socializing.

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    Allison has the kanima, Stiles is a Baba Yaga, Peter is the King of Sass, and there's a pack of Alphas on the prowl in Beacon Hills.

    Or: "The kanima is for vengeance," Dream-Laura says, stringing wildflowers together into a chain. She snaps a dandelion off at the head. "But that's not what it's about." She leans in close. "What are you afraid of, Derek?" she asks, and the dandelion bleeds yellow on his arms.

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    Spartacus decides that making moonshine had been fun at first, but now it’s important, now it’s about freedom. He pounds his fists against the dining room table and reminds Agron and Crixus that they have a God-given right to drink, that the government has no place dictating their private lives, and that this isn’t about the alcohol, it’s about the principle.

    “Okay,” agrees Agron, who has technically been out of prison for three weeks but keeps hanging around the precinct and harassing the deputy anyway, “but we can still drink it though, right?”

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    82
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    “My first name,” Stiles repeats. “Guess it.”

    Or, the one where Stiles is actually Rumplestiltskin.

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    Derek is the world's worst Alpha, Stiles is apparently the kind of person that throws Molotov cocktails at other people, and it takes them both a while to realize that fires are always started by a single spark.

    Or: "Why do I need Stiles?" Derek asks, and Dr. Deaton replies, "Ahh, but that's the lesson."

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    Stiles begins. "Be the spark," his mother used to say, but he doesn't know what that means.

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    Derek begins. He is nine the first time he transforms. He isn’t old enough to understand why the sight of the moon fills him up all the way to the top, why he always feels like he has to walk slow and steady to keep from spilling over. He has his mother’s eyes and his father’s jaw. He tastes metal when his eyes flash blue for the first time and he is too young to fight it, so he doesn’t.

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    "An accident?" Kon repeats incredulously. "What, you fell down and accidentally inseminated something?!"

    Tim blinks slowly at him. "Er, well, actually?"

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    Jötun do not love as the Æsir do. Loki burns alive in Asgard, his glamour running off in thick streaks of melted flesh, but he heals the scars and begins again. Jötun are not just in the ice but of the ice. Jötun cannot survive in summer.

    Loki loves his brother: Loki does it anyway.

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    1942
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    Captain America sleeps for seventy years, but the Winter Soldier doesn’t. Steve slept in hibernation, but the man she knows as James marched through the winter and stained the snow with blood. She knows: she was there. She knows: she stained it, too.

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    They do not meet in Budapest. They do not meet until after, somewhere in the air over Istanbul. Or, more accurately: they do not meet AGAIN until somewhere in the air over Istanbul, and it is the first time, but not the FIRST first time.

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    His costume designer might be an actual mobster, his lighting guy is desperately incompetent, his two lead actors alternatively want to kill and make out with each other, they don't have a budget to speak of, his stage manager keeps trying to hand in her resignation, and seriously, this is what Phil Coulson gets for going to art school.

    It's the Avengers. Only . . . instead of saving the world, they're performing--or not performing, as it were--Shakespeare. Because this is actually the sort of thing that goes on in my head.

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    Clint does not become; Clint is not, and then Clint is.

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    There is a saying: those who are afraid of wolves should not go into the woods. Natasha is not a wolf, but she is not afraid of them, either.

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    To the victor go the spoils. The last years of the Order of the Phoenix, both times around. An end and a beginning and all that's in between.

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    In another life, Joan Watson thinks she could have made a good soldier. She can see herself now, prowling around the bloodied sands of whatever country (probably Afghanistan…Western Europe loved to go to war with Afghanistan). Of course, in that life she'd have had the good sense to be born with a penis.

    As it stands, she and her uterus chose medicine.

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    Nick and Cassie are on the run for four years before the real war begins. Things are bound to get ... complicated.

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    "Indeed, my lord, he lent it me awhile; and I gave him use for it, a double heart for his single one: marry, once before he won it of me with false dice, therefore your grace may well say I have lost it."

    Beatrice and Benedick, pre-Much Ado.

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    52
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