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    Yoongi doesn’t know what he was expecting, exactly, when Taehyung called the day before asking about the pool in his mini-greenhouse, but it certainly wasn’t this.

    This being opening his door to find Taehyung and Jungkook on his porch, the former with his fist raised mid-knock even though the doorbell is right fucking there, the latter standing a few steps behind him and smiling rather sheepishly while bridal-carrying a mermaid.

    A goddamn mermaid.

    It is too early for this, Yoongi decides.

    ;;

    [or: in which taehyung and jungkook are concerned friends, jimin dreams of being able to walk and travel on land, and yoongi is a genius witch who can help.]

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    24 Aug 2017

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    As a drug lord, Yoongi knows the rules:
    -you don't ask questions;
    -whatever the client wants, you sell it;
    -you don't do loans;
    -you don't fall in love with a customer's whore.
    Yoongi knows the rules. And because he knows them he also knows when he's about to break one.

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    19 Aug 2017

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    Jimin has never taken his best friend’s jokes about his alleged praise kink seriously, because that’s all they are and ever will be. Jokes. They’re stupid jokes that Taehyung makes at his expense to see the shy Jimin turn into a blushing, embarrassed mess of stuttering protests and meek curses. They’re only jokes, and they’re so stupid.

    Or at least Jimin has always thought so, but then his hairdresser boyfriend asks him to pose as a model for his winter collection, and Jimin realizes that there might the teeniest, tiniest bit of truth to Taehyung’s persistent teasing.

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    13 Aug 2017

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    In which Yoongi, after having his evening completely ruined by a drunk asshole on his way home from a rough day at the studio, decides he himself needs to get drunk and wanders into an old-fashioned pub. He may or may not find his bad mood washed away by the cute bartender, and he may or may not end up completely and utterly smitten when said bartender gets on the small stage and starts singing in the most angelic, beautiful, seductive voice he's ever heard in all his life.

     

    “You play the piano?”

    “I... yeah, I do, actually. How'd you know?”

    The bartender's smile is shy and confident all at once, and Yoongi's heart lurches in confusion. “Just a feeling,” Jimin says softly, busying himself with drying a glass. “Your hands are beautiful. They look like they were made to play an instrument.”

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    13 Aug 2017

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    Yoongi's just trying to make it to the top. Jimin complicates things.

    (Yoongi and Jimin learn that dreams require sacrifice.)

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    10 Aug 2017