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  1. Rec *

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    22 Jan 2018

  2. Rec *

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    In 1993, Gilderoy Lockhart points a stolen wand at Harry Potter and Ron Weasley with the intent to Obliviate them.

    The wand doesn't backfire. Gilderoy's "discovery" of the Chamber of Secrets is a short-term success.

    Other consequences are not short-term at all.

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    19 Jan 2018

  3. Rec 9

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    Some say that there is no man who walks so deep in the Shadow that they could not be brought back to the Light. A man wakes up to the world after the Last Battle with no memory of his previous life. With the help of an Aes Sedai of the Yellow Ajah he sets out to find his past - only to find that sometimes, ignorance is bliss. AMoL spoilers, obviously.

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    11 May 2017

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    “What do you mean we left Clint on Mars?”

    Cap’s incredulous voice cuts through the stunned silence of the cockpit, loud and shocked. He’s standing there with his cowl in hand, gaping at the holo-screen at the front of the jet. Next to him, Tony is standing with his hands on his head, mouth hanging open in a similar fashion. Over on the other side of the cockpit is Jane, who has both palms clapped across her mouth like she’s trying to hold back hysterical giggles.

    For his part, Bucky is just staring at the screen like he can’t quite believe what’s going on.

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    09 May 2017

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    Also known as Time Travelling Clint Wrecks the Universe.

    Due to The Time Stone having a great day screwing around the fabric of reality, Clint finds half of himself - or a copy of himself? he doesn't know how the damn thing works and no-one in the know is talking any sense - thrown back into Normandy, 1944.

    Great. Wanda always said his life was a bit of a car crash; he supposes he's in no place to argue with that now he's actually watching his alter-ego get caught up in Captain America's original assault against Hydra, while also finding the time to embark on a (probably doomed) love affair of epic proportions.

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    07 May 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is a story with literally everything I ever needed.