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    “And it’s another perfectly executed save by Aizawa!” Yamada announces, his voice booming through the quidditch pitch. “You know, I used to be more interested in the seekers – everyone loves a good chase, right? – but with Aizawa I’m pretty sure it was love at first save.”

    Aizawa Shōta is pretty sure he’s going to strangle Yamada Hizashi before the year is out.

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    “Dad, we’re not together,” Hizashi says, hoping against all odds that this time his words will get through his father’s thick skull. “Shōta and I are just friends.”

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    “Person with designated prior consent in the case of medically severe aphrodisiac exposure?” Hizashi reads off the medical form, his eyebrows rising up towards his hairline. “Hey, Shōta, is this a misprint?"

    “Just put me down,” Shōta replies, making Hizashi’s brain short-circuit for a moment.

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    To be entirely honest, Shōta’s never done this with someone before. Had sex, that is.

    But what Hizashi doesn't know won't hurt him.

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    Five times Hizashi and Shōta shared a bed platonically (or at least tired to) and one time it was actually romantic.

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