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  1. Rec *

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    “Heil Hydra,” the enemy agent shouts.

    “Heil this, motherfucker,” says Captain America, shooting off a rocket.

    Steve and Bucky find out Hollywood has been busy since they went away. A historical survey, including but not limited to: one set of exploded genitals, a brief interlude in France, Mel Gibson and other masterworks of casting, eight Academy awards, several dinosaurs, and something Tony Stark has ominously dubbed “the masterpiece.” Art included.

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    20 Jun 2014

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    Stiles. For the last time, we’re in witness protection, not part of some FBI undercover operation. There’s no code names involved. Capiche? In which Derek and Stiles pretend to be married for the sake of everyone’s wolvelihood.

    “We – you and I – are going on an official date this Friday.”
    “We went on an official date last weekend.”
    “We went grocery shopping, Derek,” Stiles says. “We went grocery shopping and you managed to hold my hand for an incredibly unimpressive total of two seconds before freaking out and spending the rest of the trip bitchfacing at everyone. If I remember correctly you actually made the checkout girl cry.”
    “Did not,” Derek says, scowling.

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    4 Jun 2014

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    What would be ideal, really, is a bait service for people fighting supernatural creatures. Some sort of temp agency, with people who are willing to risk life and limb to help the defenders of good and right. It would be a pretty sweet job, all things told. All the bait-person would have to do is look like a delicious source of life energy. The bad guy comes over, says hi, goes in for the drain, and then bam! Dead monster, wreaths of glory, and a paycheck. Also mortal terror, okay, Stiles understands that no one is a fan of that, but he's pretty sure people would get a kick out of being so useful in the war against the fucking night. Stiles would apply for that job. Hell, he’d take the job at hand, even if it meant dressing up like a girl.

    Which-- actually. That's not the worst idea, is it?

    Or: Stiles dates a sex demon. Derek doesn't approve. It all goes about as well as expected.
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    11 Apr 2014

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    After the rave, Stiles can't go home, and Derek doesn't want him to.

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    1 Apr 2014

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    Gabe isn't really expecting Decaydance.

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    13 Mar 2014

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