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    This is an AU where Nevada Ramirez exists in the Gotham Universe and is among the mobsters that rule the city. For a brief time, Oswald Cobblepot worked for Nevada before Fish Mooney. During that time they were lovers. This is a series about two awful people who keep crawling back to each other.

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    I really like to write weird crossovers and ship the most unlikely characters together and along the way I make it somehow work... I think.

    None of these fics are related or interconnected (unless it says otherwise in the notes/summary of a specific fic). Read in whatever order you please or even just read one if only one interests you. I just wanted to lump these weird crack fics together in a single place.

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    Barba copes with the death of the man he loved.

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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    Banishment is a double-edged sword, as Ned and Hal discover.
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    Hal makes an ultimatum he can't stick to. Not entirely.

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    19 Dec 2017

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    Steve's still trying to find his place in this world. Accidentally saving Loki's life doesn't help. But maybe there's a place for both of them, together.

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    02 Oct 2017

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    “What the hell?” Tony stared. It was Loki up there on the screen, face streaked with dirt and blood, hair tangled, glaring bloody murder into the camera. On his knees, in an ugly too-big t-shirt, looking like he’d been though seven kinds of hell. Loki.

    One does not cause mayhem without consequences; Loki takes the plunge and finds himself powerless in an alien and inhospitable part of Midgard. And this is only the beginning of his troubles.

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    14 Sep 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    28 Aug 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    Vincent glances over his shoulder once as he pisses. He meets Neil's eyes in the mirror over the sinks. When he does, he sees it in Neil's eyes. He will know when the time is right. There will be some sign from Neil. Vincent can feel it.

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    28 Aug 2017

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