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  1. Rec 78

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    Stiles is the first person that Derek has sex with since Kate. Derek is the first person that Stiles has sex with, ever. It happens during that summer researching the Alpha pack.

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    06 Oct 2017

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    Eric Bittle has just graduated from Samwell University after leading the SMH team to its best season yet when he accepts an offer to join the coaching staff at Samwell for the next year as a coaching assistant. The only real downside is that he has to deal with the moody and unpredictable staff nutritionist, Jack Zimmermann, who has a vendetta against Eric's pies.

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    04 Oct 2017

  3. Rec 60

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    The man was beautiful, Yuuri thought, staring up at the statue in front of him. Or had been, before he had run afoul of the Creature in the woods. Now he was gray, and rough to the touch, one eye permanently hidden from view by the sweep of stone hair in front of it. He was clad in armor - a knight, then. Likely on the same quest as Yuuri. Another casualty of the Creature, struck dumb in his search for treasure, no true love at hand to wake him.
    That would not be Yuuri’s fate, though. Yuuri was apparently destined to die of thirst, or be eaten by some animal, long before the Creature could turn its stultifying gaze on him.

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    13 Sep 2017

  4. Rec 88

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    Stiles is the sheriff of Beacon Hills, and Derek's an inveterate cattle hustler better known as The Outlaw Derek Hale. It's a shame he's so goddamn pretty, then.

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    Hale gives Stiles a rakish, dangerous smile. “Aw, that Whittemore kid’s got enough cattle he won't miss a few.”

    “Be that as it may, the law’s the law,” Stiles says. “I'm charged with taking this property back to its rightful owner.”

    “And what if I don’t let you?”

    Stiles scowls. “If you put up a fight, I'm within my rights as sheriff to shoot you.”

    Hale eyes him, an inscrutable smile quirking one side of his mouth. “You're not gonna shoot me.”

    “Sure,” Stiles agrees amiably. “‘Cause you’re gonna leave this herd right here and ride away, all agreeable-like.”

    They sit on their respective horses and stare each other down for a moment that stretches out like taffy. The cattle sway along between them, snuffling and clopping on their way. Stiles has enough time to give some serious thought to what he would do if Hale, for once, didn't take his offer of a peaceful resolution.

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    04 Sep 2017

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    Jack goes to sleep in Providence next to his boyfriend and wakes up in Montréal to discover he's been in a coma since 2009. Refusing to believe Samwell, Bitty, and the Falconers were all a dream, Jack tracks down the real Shitty, Lardo, Ransom, and Holster to find they’ve shared the same group hallucination for years. Now, they’re on a mission to find Bitty, the love of Jack’s non-existent life, and the only member of SMH they can’t seem to get in contact with.

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    03 Sep 2017