notdexterousatall



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    This is a story about two 52 year old men who refuse to age gracefully.

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    14 Oct 2017

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    When this season's purple courgettes are woefully thin, Draco Malfoy thinks it amounts to small beans. Next thing he knows, the Department of Standards is over-run with leeks, Brussels sprouts all sorts of legislative difficulties, and somebody appears to have put a roquette under Harry Potter. Can Draco seize a marrow victory? Or will his plans for peas be squashed?

    All along, Kingsley Shacklebolt finds himself pining for the good old days, when, instead of governing, all you had to worry about were Dark Lords and imminent death,

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    14 Oct 2017

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    For twenty years, the official history has told readers that Harry Potter died at the Battle of Hogwarts. The next edition is going to require some significant revisions.

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    14 Oct 2017

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    There hadn't been a Grey Lord in hundreds of years… not until Harry Potter. Born to the light, but marked by the dark, how would Harry's life have changed if he was the Grey Lord of the Wizards? With a little bit of of Arthurian legend and a whole lot of book-slinging, Harry changes the wizarding world using the one thing it sorely lacked: common sense.

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    11 Oct 2017

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    There's a sanctuary headed by a green-eyed man located in the outskirts of Scotland. Tom would rather risk it than the Orphanage.

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    09 Oct 2017