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  1. Summary

    In which Magnus and Alec confront the trials and tribulations of adolescence head-on, surrounded by the wonderful world of magic and ghosts and moving staircases in the form of Howarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

    (Or: the Harry Potter AU that nobody asked for but we're indulging in)

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  2. Summary

    When Magnus Bane, famous model-turned-fashion designer and beloved celebrity, meets NYC cop Alec Lightwood, sparks fly.

    Dating someone from an entirely contrasting world is never easy, however, and negotiating the ups and downs of their relationship is certainly never going to get dull.

    (Or: In which Magnus is a celebrity, Alec is his grumpy cop boyfriend, and sometimes, the world really hates them, even though they love each other to pieces.)

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  3. Summary

    A collection of unrelated codas (and perhaps the occasional one-shot) that slot into canon. (AKA my self-indulgent collection of angsty and fluffy scenes that I feel the show is missing...)

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  5. Summary

    Malec Week 2016. Seven themed Malec-centric prompts, one prompt per day, all from Tumblr.

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    “Last time we called the memory demon--” Alec starts.

    Magnus theatrically rolls his eyes. “When we called Valak you were a miserable teenager, in love with your brother. You had something to hide. It isn’t going to be like that this time.”

    When Magnus had changed, he’d pulled on tight pants and an ornate emerald green jacket, open to his sternum to show off the necklaces he has layered on. His makeup is perfect now, smudges of kohl transformed into dark black lines. He looks every bit the High Warlock again, no longer like some late night fantasy created solely to torment Alec.

    Alec forces a brittle smile. “Sure,” he says.

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  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    “You’re officially extra,” Alec says. “I’m gonna have to charge you for that.”

    AKA five times fic involving Alec, Magnus, and a coffee shop.

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    27 Dec 2017

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  3. Public Bookmark 62

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    a love story told through texts, e-mails, and love letters.

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    31 Oct 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    so so wonderful highkey rec

  4. Public Bookmark 33

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    Alec was setting a goal: one hour. One hour of uninterrepted, quality time with just Alec and the stunningly beautiful man he was crazy about. Surely one hour could be a manageable goal.

    -Or-

    That one stressed/comfort fic where Alec gets bossy and Magnus gets a massage.

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    10 Oct 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is 100% a must-read -- hilarious and fluffy!

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    Alec’s not sure how to process that Max, his five-month old baby, is apparently a dimension hopping private investigator 140 years in the future. Magnus has a much easier time dealing with it.
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    “Sorry,” says Max, blinking rapidly. He doesn’t look away from Alec. He looks – Alec doesn’t know how to describe the expression on Max’s face. “It’s just... it’s been a long time since I saw you, Dad.”

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    15 Aug 2017

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