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    You know you're a Dwarfer when...

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    After Miranda finds out Richie is gay, and after Sam's death, Will and Miranda both have to move on. Will it be easier if they move on together? This story is from Will's point of view, which was interesting to write from. It can be taken as any time after these incidents, but is probably not long after Sam's death.

    N.B. I wrote this prior to the relationship becoming canon.

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    I decided to look into the furry heart of one of Red Dwarf's best-loved guest stars, Mr. Flibble.

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    Post-Legion. Lister's into old romances. We know Rimmer hates them, but Lister makes one last-ditch effort to win him over... but will he succeed? You all have my permission to throw pillows and smaller RDSS members at Joey for this one, as he's the one who made me watch Princess Bride.

    For Westley, from Buttercup. (Anyone else calling me that gets murderated.)

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    This is a long explanation, so be prepared. Okay, this story is set in an alternate universe where Rimmer never left to become Ace (hence, the events of 'Stoke Me A Clipper' never occurred, and most of 'Blue', although Lister still has a kissing dream, because I said so). Kochanski still joined the Starbug team (though that's mostly irrelevant), and the gang still discovered Red Dwarf in Lister's laundry basket (except in the Rimmer-there version, he comments 'I'm surprised the stench didn't kill them!'). But when Kryten persuades the nanos to rebuild Red Dwarf, a conflict arises... Rimmer is a hologram, but George McIntyre is still on board Red Dwarf, and he's not prepared to give up his hologrammatic position for anyone... Oh, and I've made my standard AU alteration of Holly to female. Hey, if I want Holly to be female, she's female, dammit! Also, because it's holo-Rimmer and not real-Rimmer, there is no jail sentence, so everyone's in their usual quarters.

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    After the events of 'Gunmen of the Apocalypse', Rimmer realises that the crew owe a lot to Kryten. Artificial Reality havoc ensues. This is the only way I could write Rimmer/Kryten without making myself sick. Kryten's AR name from the book version of the episode (I think it was in 'Backwards'). Rimmer-shaped chocolate for anyone who can find the X-Files reference, and Ace-shaped chocolate to anyone who can find the reference to Stephen King in there (hint: it's from 'Desperation' and 'The Regulators'). The differences between the Laredo of these stories and the Laredo of Kryten's dreams is that all the death metaphors have been changed, since it's not the same situation.

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    Just a sister fic to 'On the Edge of Humanity'. We know what Rimmer and Kryten did in AR that day... but what was Lister doing in there in the first place? Or who? Catch the Stephen King references -- again, 'Desperation', and this time 'The Dark Tower' as well (who is Lightning really?). Any inconsistencies with tavern names etc., are because Laredo is now no longer being altered by Kryten's mind to suit the Apocalypse theme, but is being altered by my mind to resemble something by Stephen King.

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    Red Dwarf/Tomb Raider crossover. Lara, Hillary and Bryce show up on the Dwarf.

    Dedicated to the RDSS, especially Thesseli and Sevvie.

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    Kochanski organises a shipwide Secret Santa and then there is loads of smut. Seriously, if you wanted fine literature, you wouldn't be reading my fic.

    Dedicated to JB and the RDSS.

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    Slash, McVries/Garraty. Weird? Me? Surely you jest. Anyway, it's very minor. Hell, even with no warnings, how much can two guys do in a minute and a half?

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    'The strap on your padded codpiece too tight again?' Again? How does Rimmer know? Let's see if Investigator Lauren can't find out... *tucks pencil behind ear, picks up clipboard, and heads off to Starbug to investigate...*

    Dedicated to JB and the RDSS.

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    Simon: 'Well... I almost got married once.'
    Kelly: *snorts beer* 'Oh... that almost came out my nose!'
    Simon: 'What, is it that shocking?'
    Alex: 'It is, a bit!'

    Simon runs into Fiona one day. Crazy exness ensues.

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    'Fly Away Peter' slash. The second meeting between Jim Saddler and Ashley Crowther during the war, in the north of France. This time it's more than just a casual smoke (refer to page, um, 122, I think, for the start to this scene). Ashley/Jim slash, obviously.

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    This is a Red Dwarf/Good Omens crossover. The basic plot is that the angel Aziraphale and the demon Crowley do some checking up on the last human and his bizarre mates... and they may have some bad news for the determined Scouser.

    Warning: Various religions and elements thereof have a little fun poked at them. If you think this will offend you, read no further; but I assure you I only mean it in fun. Especially if you're a pantheist (but not a frying-pantheist) or a Seventh-Day Hoppist.

    Dedicated to Tronny-bear, Sevvie and JB.

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    Minor Pandora/Alex, obviously: Pandora likes Alex, but Alex has some decisions to make. Set during 'Secrets and Lies', in some alternative universe of that episode. I know it's (practically) a canon pairing, but I'm sticking to canon until I'm comfortable with screwing around with some more esoteric pairings. Italicised bit at the end is Evan's voiceover.

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    > Date: Wed, 12 Sep 2001 19:37:28 -0000
    > From: JaimeBlue
    > Subject: Challenge!!!
    > The story can either be slash, pre-slash, or just plain slashy.
    > I got this SmartQuote thing that brings up a funny quote every time I turn the comp on. Today's happened to be a conversation from 'Holoship' (it's not a RD thing, so I was shocked when it came up!). The conversation is when they're 'auditioning' for a new hologram, and they're talking to the one female candidate.
    > Anyway, the point is that I noticed that they admitted that every time they played poker it was *strip* poker. 4 guys, no women, and strip poker -- you get the idea ;)
    > Now write the story!
    > JB

    The following relationships (ha) will be included: Lister/Cat (slightly pre-slash, advancing on slash), Holly (female)/Rimmer (het), and a femmeslash pairing for part three, which I hope to keep a secret until then...

    Dedicated, but of course, to JB, my crazy Canuck cherub. I live and write only to please you.

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    I was rereading my daily digests from the RDSS, and though I think Dervla slashed Flibbsy and Lister, nobody's slashed Flibbsy and Rimsy yet. Until now...

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    Skutter-slash! Bob/Talkie. A serious plot bunny from hell effort.

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    This story is minor unrequited Evan/Alex. I tried to see through Evan's eyes for this. It's a whole new fandom out there... all mine to play in! Basically it's how Evan thinks about Alex (previous to 'The Butterfly Effect' and all those episodes, mind you).

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    PWP, non-con. You have been warned. Rimmer/Holly, back in the soft-light, we're-all-on-board-RD-and-nobody's-left-it-parked-anywhere-and-forgotten-where time. Holly gets pissed one day at how Rimmer keeps ordering him around, and decides to take some revenge...

    Dedicated to the RDSS.

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