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This is a Harry Potter/Fight Club crossover, sixth year AU. Draco/Harry. My only excuse is that I started this when I was nineteen and in first-year uni and becoming increasingly disenchanted with life, which isn't much of an excuse. Contains violence, sex and anachronistic emo music. You have been warned.
Dedicated to Tyler Bateman.
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Ford/Arthur because I told Posie I'd write it for her, and I think I need to tape my fingers together rather than promise anyone anything else.
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Red Dwarf/Scrubs crossover. We know Lister broke his back once, falling into the cargo bay due to a faulty harness, and who better to coincidentally be on duty in the medi-bay than the gang from Scrubs?
Dedicated to my Fia.
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- 6/6
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Realarama by Lauren (notalwaysweak), Tronella
Red Dwarf, Buffy, Real Person Fiction, Fight Club
17 Feb 2003
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- Part 3 of The Omni-zone
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- 28,180
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Just to prove that Blue's not just a springboard for slash,
this is a spoonful of Lister/Kochanski mush.
I'll apologise for the title, I know it's absurd
But I couldn't think of a more fitting word.
We've had Indigo by me, and Dervla's Bluer Than Blue
Cerulean by Tronella, so I thought Sapphire would do...Dedicated to the Red Dwarf Het Society.
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Femmeslash plus het (I've indulged my passion for Kochanski/Rimmer here). The Valentine's Day sequel to 'Krissie Kringle', with more of the same pairings from that, plus a bit of a plot. The title comes from 'The Story' by Shawn Colvin. I couldn't think of anything else.
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- Part 2 of Taking Liberties
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Up Against the Trees of Lothlórien by Lauren (notalwaysweak)
Lord of the Rings (2001 2002 2003)
19 Jan 2003
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I apologise for the title, the pairing, the premise, and the whole fact that this fic exists. Blame Poet. She dared me, and when it comes to fanfiction, I haven't refused a dare yet. Gimli/Aragorn (are ya disturbed yet? are ya? are ya?) - this is what you get when I only have a few lonely plotbunnies to write.
Dedicated to Posie and Hope and Mary and everyone.
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Viconia/Shar-Teel. PWP, but assumes an established relationship between the two beforehand. Actually, I have a whole story worked out about how Shar-Teel's rampant feminism appealed to Viconia because it was a rather drowic trait, and eventually as they travelled together they fell in love and stuff, but I can't be bothered writing much past the sex. The title is (allegedly) drowic for My (female) Lover.
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An interlude in the Mines of Moria. Perhaps not the best place for such a tryst, but what the hell. Merry/Pippin. Pippin's just dropped a rock down the well, and been given the first guard watch as a reward for being a fool of a Took.
Dedicated to my Pippin and Mary.
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Rimmer's sceptical about Christmas. Can Lister prove to him that Christmas is a time for love? Originally posted one day at a time, this is the full version.
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Just your basic, general, musings of a demonic entity type thing.
Dedicated to Lady Togemon.
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Lister's watching TV one afternoon before the demise of Red Dwarf, and makes a discovery about Rimmer's hobbies that isn't quite so dull as most.
Dedicated to Poeie -- huggles, smoochles, and woozles -- and the rest of the RDSS and RD fanauthors out there.
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Just a little scene that popped into my mind. Rimmer's POV, musing on commitment. The only difference is that there's been about a week between Lister going into stasis and this story, and in canon it was implied that the Cadmium II leak was the same day as Lister going in. But it's practically canon, innit?
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Legolas and Aragorn have a late night discussion about the burdens they and others bear.
Dedicated to my Pippin.
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PWP. Narrator's POV, revenge on Angel Face for being Tyler's pet. Movieverse, not bookverse.
Dedicated to Tyler Bateman.
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This is my attempt to describe, in loving detail, the events of March the sixteenth -- the day all will remember, from 'Thanks for the Memory', was the day that Arnold J. Rimmer finally lost his virginity, at the age of thirty-one.
Dedicated to Cee Dee.
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This is my first story featuring anyone from John Marsden's work. I'm toying with some more ideas, but for the moment this is it. Set after The Other Side of Dawn, this story is a tentative beginning to the relationship between Homer and Ellie that John hints at in the final chapter of TOSoD.
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Do Not Alter, indeed. Rimmer and Kryten have grand plans to continue the human race, but kind of miss.
Dedicated to JB.
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Insomnia by Lauren (notalwaysweak)
Red Dwarf, Real Person Fiction, The X-Files, Die unendliche Geschichte | Neverending Story - Ende, House on Haunted Hill (1999)
2 Jul 2002
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*rubs hands together evilly* Let's just say the following:
>I wanted to do a Red Dwarf/X Files crossover so I could slash Rimmer and Mulder;
>Dervla wanted to be in a RPS
>Tronny complained that she, too, wanted to be slashed
>You should never order a crazy Australian to do anything...Red Dwarf characters belong to Grant Naylor, the BBC, and Paul Jackson Productions, depending on the season. The X Files characters belong to Chris Carter (like he f-ing deserves them), Fox Studios, and Ten Thirteen Productions. Dervla Nightshade and the other members of the RDSS belong firstly to themselves, secondly to whatever God it is that watches over slash writers, and thirdly to each other. Seagull Laridae is my evil twin. Okay -- goody-goody twin. I'm (Lynx Pardina, as this was originally posted under that name) the evil one.
Just remember, Dervie, you asked for it...
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- Part 2 of The Omni-zone
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Love interests for Roland of Gilead always interest me.
Dedicated to Lady Togemon.
