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    If the gods were going to take him away from Cersei and everything he’d known, bind him to a boy half his age, Jaime almost would have preferred it if Robb Stark had been a fool, had been as dull and self-righteous as his father. Seven hells, he could at least have been ugly.

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    Chit Sang had a brother in the 41st Division.

    [Where a Fire Nation citizen and his prince share a one-sided conversation by the fire and the Gaang learns a bit more about Zuko.]

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    26 Feb 2024

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    “It’s not as though you are in love with Penelope,” Eloise says.

    She catches the tiny change in Colin's expression: a barely there wince. It takes her a moment to grasp the implications of it.

    Oh,” she whispers.

    “It’s not as if you would actually wish for Colin to court you, so his words from last season need not signify,” Eloise says.

    Penelope cringes.

    Oh,” Eloise says. Again.

    In which Penelope resolves to keep her friendship with Colin perfectly proper, Colin attempts to truly know Penelope, and Eloise knows everything.

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    16 Feb 2024

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    A Story about the people in Jim and Spock's lives finding out that they are married and have been for a while now.

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    Vulcans get married in 2.5 seconds after finding a compatible mind
    Spock following the proud family tradition of being a slut

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    08 Jan 2024

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    That’s a fucking kid, is the first thing that Iruka thinks.

    That’s the fucking jinchuriki, is the second.

    The first thought comes back, even stronger, overwhelming him with outrage, with fury, with a sick sort of disgust, and now it comes out as a shouted,

    “That’s a fucking kid.”

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    06 Jan 2024