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    “Fuck you,” Leia says. “Who said anything about getting married? Did Luke say anything about getting married?”

    “Luke is not involved,” Luke says, not looking up.

    “Hey, Luke is not involved,” Han says, pointing at her. She’s going to bite his finger off, then they’ll see how much pointing he can do with it. “This is about you and me, princess.”

    “There’s not going to be a you and me,” Leia says. “I’m going to have this baby with C-3PO.”

    C-3PO says, “Madam,” tremulous.

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    27 Dec 2017

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    Under house arrest while Rey and Leia try to decide what to do with him, Ren makes secret preparations for the final destruction of Snoke and writes letters to Hux that receive no response. In prison awaiting sentencing for his war crimes, Hux tries to summon some enthusiasm for his defense against the cries of billions who want him executed.

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    29 Apr 2017

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    "Ah," Yusuf says, lifting a reproving hand, "are we calling less than 24 hours of memory loss amnesia now?"

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    25 Apr 2017

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    821 A.D. Arthur is in the nightmare business. Eames is a thief, a liar, and versatile with a pen.

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    25 Apr 2017

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    "You're lying," Damen says. "You walked into Akielos and stole something from me."

    Damen visits Vere, Laurent prepares to leave it, and declarations are made before witnesses.

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    15 Mar 2016