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    In an alternate universe where Sirius Black never went to Azkaban, Harry divides his life between the Dursleys' house and Mr. Black's bookshop -- until Sirius realises what the Dursleys are doing to him, and takes him away from their care.

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    28 May 2017

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    the best 'what-if' i've ever read <3

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    Graves was a lead Auror, and as such prided himself on his ability to stay calm in a crisis, to keep his head, to remain even-keeled and articulate no matter the situation. So no one was more surprised than he was when he opened his mouth and heard himself blurting out, “Excuse me, ma’am, but I would like to purchase your son.”

    Seemingly without hesitation, and before Mary Lou had the chance to respond, Credence burst forth with his own, “Yes, sir, you may have me.”

    Then they both fell silent, equally shocked at their words. Merlin’s balls. Somewhere upstate, Graves was sure his father had just burst into laughter and had no idea why.

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    21 Mar 2017

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    THIS! the best fix-it au out there <3

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    Take a dragon and get rid of it, take a Kingdom under the Mountain and let it thrive under Thráin’s rule, take the King’s eldest son - as proud and arrogant as you can picture him - and then send him to the Shire in order to refine his diplomatic skills. Or, as his sister puts it: to grow them at last. Now, throw in the Master of Bag End playing host for the dwarf prince: you’ll get a clash of cultures, an ill-advised bet about educating a certain hobbit in the dwarf-lore, and all the pride and prejudice business you could hope for, plus Khuzdul.

    A retelling inspired by My Fair Lady.

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    29 Feb 2016

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    i don't even have words, i'll have to read it again to became articulate again

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    “Thrice.”

    “Yes.”

    John blinks. Shakes his head. Blinks again. “Thhhhrice.”

    “Yes.”

    Is my mouth moving right n- “Thrice in your entire life?”

    “Yess, John,” Sherlock growls, hissing like a snake grabbed by the tail. “Thrice, three times, twice more than once and once more than twice, a veritable triptych of onanism. Thrice.

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    9 Nov 2015

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    oh my god, it's perfect

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    A consulting detective consults the British government on the matter of wooing army doctors. This is not, perhaps, Sherlock’s brightest idea.

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    12 Oct 2015

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    lol