nihilistporcupine



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    When I'm fucked up, that's the real me. / Tim and Dallas play a slow and destructive game. Everybody loses.

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    He shriveled her down, wore her like a crown.

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    The slow sexual awakening of Sheldon Cooper.

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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    Jake Peralta, undercover cop, coping and not really coping at all.

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    20 Oct 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    "Why did you kiss me, that day?"

    Henry blinked once, then twice, but I knew he knew exactly what I was referring to. Then, to my surprise, he sent me a pitying look, but it was also of amusement, as if I had asked the simplest of things–if dinosaurs still existed, or who Homer was. As if he couldn't quite believe yet that I was questioning such. I braced myself.

    "Because I wanted to."

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    06 Oct 2017

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    "First one to cry annulment covers the other's weekends for six months," Jake says instantly.

     (or, the one where amy santiago falls in love with and gets drunk vegas married to jake peralta, not necessarily in that order)

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    04 Oct 2017

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    Amy wins the bet. Jake pays up.

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    02 Oct 2017

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    The rules of the book club are as follows:

    1. Book club is called book club. If you have some other stupid name for it, don't say it out loud.
    2. No inviting boys.
    3. No inviting Gina. She only reads Twilight.
    4. No graphic violence (in books, or at meetings).
    5. Nothing approximating a romance novel.
    6. No setting disagreeable selections on fire.

    Language:
    English
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    02 Oct 2017

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