"Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?”
Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn’t sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right?
“Alright, it’s a deal.”
Or: Lance makes the mistake of telling his Mom he has a boyfriend coming home with him for Christmas. Keith makes the mistake of agreeing to be Lance's 'fake boyfriend'.
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24 Jan 2017
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
6 Jan 2017
“How does this keep happening to us, every time.” Lance grumbled.
“You’d think they’d stop sending us on away missions,” he agreed. Honestly, between the poisonous plants of their last planet, and Lance’s tendency to always end up on the business end of every blaster or pointy ended stick, Allura was just being inefficient at this point.
Or, five times Keith kissed Lance but the situation was less than ideal, and one time Lance finally kissed him back.
"Voltron, 104.5; the legendary station! Your Number One local station that is with you every hour of the day– Now here are some tips for those pores, plebeyos: first you gotta accept your skin needs help – I looked up this new recipe that you can actually make with less than 3 dollars, yes, I know, you’re welcome my fellow broken college students – But listen to this: Big Foot was last seen on October 1994 but somehow the Museum of Idaho finds a footprint on 2005? I call Blue Cheese, I’m telling you, there’s no way, the government – So, in theory, all you gotta do is cut the red wire or slices all four of them, and two things can happen after that: either you die or you get an A+ on your next science project –“
(Or the one where the Voltron Gang creates their own College Radio Station and Klance is slowly being a hashtag in Twitter.)
- Part 1 of Legendary Station Au
Lance's nightmares are getting out of control. It's effecting his and the team's performance, but he's at a loss for how to fix this.
Apparently sleeping next to a warm body helps.