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    It was widely known in Hobbiton that adventures were dangerous, nasty business all around, making you late for dinner and miss the comforts of home. This was no secret to Bilbo Baggins. Too bad he didn't care one whit...

    OR: The one were scarring Lobelia Sackville-Baggins for life does barely warrant a side note...

     

    Disclaimer: The Hobbit @ J. R. R. Tolkien and Peter Jackson. No copyright infringement intended.

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    Your life is no longer your own. We have to continue living. (Leon & Buddy)

     

    Disclaimer: Copyright @ Capcom. No copyright infringement intended.

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    The dreams started on the day that his One was born... Told in snapshots.

     

    Disclaimer: The Hobbit @ J. R. R. Tolkien and Peter Jackson. No copyright infringement intended.

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    This kind of pigtail pulling is a bit too literal for Kíli's taste... (which is a lie, btw).

     

    Disclaimer: The Hobbit @ J. R. R. Tolkien and Peter Jackson. No copyright infringement intended.

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    Loki whispered words into his ruined skin, each tone a thrumming pulse of power, magic soaring, carrying Thranduil away into sweet oblivion...

     

    Disclaimer: Copyright @ Marvel, J. R. R. Tolkien, and Peter Jackson. No copyright infringement intended.

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    Bilbo finds his smial invaded by thirteen Dwarves and a Wizard, who think him a burglar and want him to steal from a dragon hoard. But not all that glitters is gold, as the Line of Durin should well know, and perhaps something more precious can be found along the way...

     

    Disclaimer: The Hobbit @ J. R. R. Tolkien and Peter Jackson. No copyright infringement intended.

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    'Don't judge the book by its cover' applies to both Hobbits and Dwarrows.

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    Dwalin is the cookie monster and Bilbo wields a mean mallet...

     

    Disclaimer: The Hobbit @ J. R. R. Tolkien and Peter Jackson. No copyright infringement intended.

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    Having to visit Erebor is a duty Thranduil resents for many reasons. Meeting a curious young Dwarf reveals the one he has guarded most, and will set things in motion...

     

    Disclaimer: The Hobbit @ J. R. R. Tolkien and Peter Jackson. No copyright infringement intended.

    Language:
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    Thranduil paid the stench of charred flesh and sulfur no heed, kept moving in his search for survivors, hoping against reason to find some he might offer more than a quick death. - Dale and Erebor were no more, the lines of Girion and Durin broken...

    OR: Kíli chews on Thranduil's hair. Because this was meant to be fluff...

     

    Disclaimer: The Hobbit @ J. R. R. Tolkien and Peter Jackson. No copyright infringement intended.

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    Darkness stirs in Middle-Earth and Gandalf starts scheming. Which is all well and good, except Bilbo Baggins would have very much appreciated a heads-up before thirteen Dwarves invade his smial!

    Perhaps it was a bit rash, offering his help in his last life...

     

    Disclaimer: The Hobbit @ J. R. R. Tolkien and Peter Jackson. No copyright infringement intended.

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    Ben Wade would not stand for his stay in Yuma Prison going to waste. Thousand dollars had been promised, and the Evans family would get them...

     

    Disclaimer: No copyright infringement intended.

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    As Smaug attacked Erebor, Thranduil turned away, and his army went with him...

     

    The Hobbit @ J. R. R. Tolkien and Peter Jackson. No copyright infringement intended.

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    Theirs is a peculiar friendship...

     

    Disclaimer: No copyright infringement intended.

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    This is how much I love you...

     

    Disclaimer: The Avengers belong to Marvel.

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    Elijah has had enough, a notion that sends Klaus reeling...

     

    Disclaimer: Copyright @ CW and LJ Smith

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    The thought of sweet love-making is enough to make any self-respecting alpha male gag... Right?

     

    Disclaimer: Copyright @ CW and LJ Smith

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    Love is a weakness, a trap Klaus will not allow himself to fall into. Elijah knows better.

     

    Disclaimer: Copyright @ CW and LJ Smith

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    Fed up with all the drama in Mystic Falls Damon pays Derek a visit. They don't do much talking, but blood sucking and brooding happens...

     

    Disclaimer: Copyright @ CW, LJ Smith, Jeff Davies and MTV

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    Time may have passed but nothing has changed that Khan cannot adapt to, except for one thing, and in that, the future might yet surprise him...

     

    Disclaimer: Copyright @ Gene Roddenberry and J. J. Abrams.

    Language:
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    A lazy bath night, hot water, steam, an outdoor onsen...

     

    Disclaimer: Copyright @ Masashi Kishimoto; no copyright infringement intended.

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